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    Conspiracy Theories and Wild Speculation

    I'll get started.

    Here's number one: now I maybe quite daft in the head, but unfortunately I can't take credit for this one:

    Apparently ROG was aware of the arrival of Keatley when he signed his last contract and he forced Munster to put in a minimum game provision. That is 'if he is fit he plays' specifically in the big Bulmers' league games and the HC.

    Given ROG's voice and influence on the team over the years I wonder is it mad enough to have an element of truth?
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    #2
    Originally posted by flsghujslkuo View Post
    I'll get started.

    Here's number one: now I maybe quite daft in the head, but unfortunately I can't take credit for this one:

    Apparently ROG was aware of the arrival of Keatley when he signed his last contract and he forced Munster to put in a minimum game provision. That is 'if he is fit he plays' specifically in the big Bulmers' league games and the HC.

    Given ROG's voice and influence on the team over the years I wonder is it mad enough to have an element of truth?

    Nope. ROG is on a central contract.

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      #3
      Conspiracy Theories and Wild Speculation

      Apparently all French referees are in the pay of Serge Blanco who still is angry at Munster beating his Biarittz team in 2006, that is why we get such a bum deal from them.

      Nigel Owen has an all the beef he can get contract with Bear restaurant, so Leinster always have a free ride with him.

      So many others...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Hugh Jardon View Post
        Apparently all French referees are in the pay of Serge Blanco who still is angry at Munster beating his Biarittz team in 2006, that is why we get such a bum deal from them.
        Is that why there was a 'Serge Blanco' Clothing shop opened in Cork? Trying to infiltrate us from the inside..
        Céard a ceapfá, Jerry?

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          #5
          Stander didn't really injure his hand or was still fit enough to play but Munster didn't realise how good he was until it was too late to add him to the HEC squad for the pool stages. The injury is just a smokescreen to hide the mistake.
          It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.

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            #6
            Originally posted by JoeyFantastic View Post
            Stander didn't really injure his hand or was still fit enough to play but Munster didn't realise how good he was until it was too late to add him to the HEC squad for the pool stages. The injury is just a smokescreen to hide the mistake.

            Yep, and the fracture shown on the XRay he posted was not a fracture just a line drawn in the A&E.. and would you believe, it couldn't have happened on his fourth finger because he doesn't have one, he actually has 3.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Dumptruck View Post
              Yep, and the fracture shown on the XRay he posted was not a fracture just a line drawn in the A&E.. and would you believe, it couldn't have happened on his fourth finger because he doesn't have one, he actually has 3.
              So he's a cartoon character in The Simpsons? They only have 3 fingers and a thumb. or is he missing his thumb too?
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                #8
                Originally posted by Ellethebod View Post
                So he's a cartoon character in The Simpsons? They only have 3 fingers and a thumb. or is he missing his thumb too?
                Must be Varley's X-Ray - would explain his throwing.
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                  #9
                  Save Tokula does exist.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ellethebod View Post
                    So he's a cartoon character in The Simpsons? They only have 3 fingers and a thumb. or is he missing his thumb too?

                    Here he is after training yesterday.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dumptruck View Post
                      Yep, and the fracture shown on the XRay he posted was not a fracture just a line drawn in the A&E.. and would you believe, it couldn't have happened on his fourth finger because he doesn't have one, he actually has 3.
                      it's not CJ it's actually Homer J
                      \"A million monkeys with a million crayons would be hard-pressed in a million years to create anything as cretinous as Battlefield Earth.\"

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                        #12
                        McGahan refused the extension because he was promised advancement towards an Irish national role and there was a pin stuck in that balloon when he brought it up outside the locality. He then began shopping around for a new, national role after feeling betrayed by Munster.
                        I know something that will blow your minds. I can't tell you and I can't tell you why I can't tell you. You'll know soon and then I'll be confirmed right.

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                          #13
                          I believe in Santa and don't try to convince me otherwise. I have the proof.
                          If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by NiallGK View Post
                            I believe in Santa and don't try to convince me otherwise. I have the proof.
                            I am Santa. I have the receipts.

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                              #15
                              Conspiracy Theories! Wild Speculation! Wahooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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