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    Dear Meteor,


    Just a quick note to let you know how much I'm enjoying your current advertising campaign (although I did have to check it was your ad - so much for brand association eh? Who cares that TVprogramming has gone to pot and adverts increasingly fill the TV schedules when we have the adventures of the Meteor couples to take us through the long winter nights.


    The latest wheezeof"will-the-girls-ever-finished-shopping" has me in knots of laughter. Oh, the cunning minxes, what will they think of next? - and the poor lads not even having the wit to jump into the closest pub for a pint. Each deserve the other, if you ask me.


    Mind you, the ladies have form, do they not? How I laughed at the verbal dexterity of the girls as they once cunningly lured the lads into a false sense of expectation with a wordplay on "lapdance". Laughed? I nearly did.


    I marvelled at the ladies' ingenuity at rescuing a gig by ringing their mates to come along- although, cynic that I be, I did wonder at the speed at which they all got to the venue but tsh tsh.


    There was me thinking that the zenith of advertainment had been reached, but no . . . Christmas-tree decorations comprising flashing mobile displays - sheer genius - who needs their phone over christmas anyway - tis only old schoolmates looking for the once-a-year local pint or the brother looking for a lift home at 3am . .


    The ad campaign has been successful no? I can therefore only hope and pray a full-length feature version is on the way. These characters deserve to be seen by a wider audience. . . no really . . anything to see more teeth than you'd find on a great white shark, and all while showing off the latest Ericsson . . or was it Siemens?


    On an unrelated point, we've hada poisoned former Russian spy,a character called Scaramello, a government group called Cobra . . is anyone else expecting a giant base to emerge from the midde of the Atlantic and an old bloke with a cat to start wheezing on about world domination?

    #2


    [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img][img]smileys/thumb-up.gif[/img]


    My computer thinks I'm gay
    What's the difference anyway
    When all the people do all day
    Is stare into a phone

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      #3
      excellent [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
      Plato: \"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.\"

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        #4
        Brilliant Timster [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]

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            #6


            Excellent! But I like the Meteor ads

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              #7


              [img]smileys/thumb-up.gif[/img]
              It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.

              Every plan I have is the best plan in the room. Everybody get quiet and listen to it, and everybody will win

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                #8


                mmmmm....not one bit funny[img]smileys/mad.gif[/img]





                [img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]

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                  #9


                  This is what I get for not watching the telly...


                  Haven't a CLUE what ye are on about... probably just as well...
                  The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw


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                      #11

                      Originally posted by Timster

                      I marvelled at the ladies' ingenuity at rescuing a gig by ringing their mates to come along-
                      Trust me this definately doesnt work.

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                        #12


                        Originally posted by Timster
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                        Deep....
                        \"Hmm, no, I don\'t have a gambling problem, I\'m winning, and winning is not a problem. That\'s like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem. So why don\'t y\'all pour some sugar on that?\"

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                          #13


                          excellent &amp; couldnt agree more....


                          Thought the ad where the 2 lads did the lapdance (around a running track)was a new depth of depravity though and should have been banned. [img]smileys/mad.gif[/img]
                          Hi sham, gimme 2 pints of carling, a bottle of bud, and a vodka and orange for the burd

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Timster


                            a government group called Cobra

                            The reason for this is VERY boring it's Cabinet Office Briefing Room A

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                              #15
                              [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]

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