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    Originally posted by The Dave
    Those 15 soldiers captured for straying into Iranian waters, 14 men and 1 woman...
    Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map does it?
    Yeah it was the 14 fellas. As usual they just couldn't stop and ask for directions and anyway she was obviously making the tea for them at the time![img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]

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      Originally posted by Boo-boo
      Originally posted by The Dave
      Those 15 soldiers captured for straying into Iranian waters, 14 men and 1 woman...
      Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map does it?
      Yeah it was the 14 fellas. As usual they just couldn't stop and ask for directions and anyway she was obviously making the tea for them at the time![img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]

      Well tis hard to ask the fish for directions[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]


      ps where'sMY tea woman?

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        Originally posted by The Dave

        Originally posted by Boo-boo
        Originally posted by The Dave
        Those 15 soldiers captured for straying into Iranian waters, 14 men and 1 woman...
        Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map does it?
        Yeah it was the 14 fellas. As usual they just couldn't stop and ask for directions and anyway she was obviously making the tea for them at the time![img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]

        Well tis hard to ask the fish for directions[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]


        ps where'sMY tea woman?
        That's what happened! THey eventually decided to surface and ask for directions and that's when they got caught!

        Why did the woman cross the road?

        It's not really the issue, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place!

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          Kids are all in school and teacher asks the kids what their Daddies do. THe usual replies are heard: "office manager, fireman, I.T consultant etc..." but little Edward says nothing. Teacher asks him what his Daddy does to which he replies "My Daddy works as a gay stripper in a strip club. Sometimes he gets asked to hotel rooms where he'll sleep with them for money"
          Teacher horrified sets the others some work and takes edward aside and asks him is it true. " NO" he replies. "He plays rugby for England, but I was too embarrased to say!"

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            Originally posted by Boo-boo
            Originally posted by The Dave


            Originally posted by Boo-boo
            Originally posted by The Dave
            Those 15 soldiers captured for straying into Iranian waters, 14 men and 1 woman...
            Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map does it?
            Yeah it was the 14 fellas. As usual they just couldn't stop and ask for directions and anyway she was obviously making the tea for them at the time![img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]

            Well tis hard to ask the fish for directions[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]


            ps where'sMY tea woman?

            That's what happened! THey eventually decided to surface and ask for directions and that's when they got caught!

            Why did the woman cross the road?

            It's not really the issue, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place!

            She probably gnawed off her hand to get out of the shackles[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]

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              British hostages are being released by the Iranians as an Easter gift. Tony Blair says f**k off, he wants an easter egg like everyone else

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                How do you titillate an ocelot?





                You oscillate its tits a lot.
                "We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men" Edward R Murrow

                "Little by little, we have been brought into the present condition in which we are able neither to tolerate the evils from which we suffer, nor the remedies we need to cure them." - Livy


                "I think that progress has been made by two flames that have always been burning in the human heart. The flame of anger against injustice and the flame of hope that you can build a better world" - Tony Benn

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                  Little Johnny is asked by teacher to define oscillator.


                  Johnny replies: " is it something that eats donkeys? "


                  Teacher: " Not quite, Johnny but I can see you're using your imagination. Maybe you can tell me what a copulator is? "


                  Johnny: "Is it something that eats horses, Miss?"


                  Teacher: " Not quite, Johnny, though I see your logic. Maybe you can tell me what a vibrator is?"


                  Johnny:" I know that one Miss; my sister has one and she says it eats batteries"

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                    Originally posted by Balla Boy





                    How do you titillate an ocelot?





                    You oscillate its tits a lot.


                    Far too cerebral for a bank holiday Monday Balla!
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                      Originally posted by jmccoy

                      This one is a classic ! You'll need sound.


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                      Class! [img]smileys/badgrin.gif[/img] [img]smileys/badgrin.gif[/img] [img]smileys/badgrin.gif[/img]
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                        <BLOCKQUOTE>
                        Rules for Men
                        01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at the rugby, and your pints are getting wet, then for the drinking period only it is permissible. </BLOCKQUOTE>
                        02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
                        a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

                        b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
                        c. After wrecking your boss' car.

                        d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
                        e. When she is using her teeth.
                        03: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed
                        and eaten by his buddies.
                        04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
                        05: If you've known a man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
                        06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend’s fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
                        07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.
                        08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
                        09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
                        playing.
                        10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
                        flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
                        11: It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.
                        12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another fella in the nuts.
                        13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
                        14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
                        15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, [b]yo

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                          Originally posted by The Dave
                          British hostages are being released by the Iranians as an Easter gift. Tony Blair says f**k off, he wants an easter egg like everyone else

                          So they have been released. All the truth will come out now. 14 men and 1 woman......











                          No prizes for guessing who was in charge ofthe compass and map.
                          Excellence is hard to keep quite - Sherrie Coale

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                            This is my excuse, what's yours???



                            IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRINK 1 LITRE OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FAECES, IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 POUND OF SH*T.


                            HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM, WHISKEY, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING.


                            IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE DRINKING WATER,TO STOP DOING SO, IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.


                            WATER = SH*T


                            ALCOHOL = HEALTH


                            FREE YOURSELF OF SH*T, DRINK ALCOHOL!!! IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SH*T THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SH*T!


                            .....Galway papers please copy[img]smileys/cool.gif[/img]

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                              Originally posted by McCloud


                              Originally posted by The Dave
                              British hostages are being released by the Iranians as an Easter gift. Tony Blair says f**k off, he wants an easter egg like everyone else

                              So they have been released. All the truth will come out now. 14 men and 1 woman......











                              No prizes for guessing who was in charge ofthe compass and map.


                              Would it be the same one that needs help when screwing in a light bulb ?
                              "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too ?" - Douglas Adams

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