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    Many years ago I heard a Limerick about a young woman pleasuring herself with a stick of dynamite. The story endedtragically and all I can remember about the rhyme is that the two short lines went:


    "They found her vagina


    in South Carolina"


    Can anyonefill in the first two and the last lines, please?

    #2


    Nope but heres a good un......





    There was a man called Dave


    He kept a dead whore in a cave


    Now he did have to admit


    She smelled quite a bit


    But look at the money he'll save!





    also....


    There was a girl from Lellellyn


    eachtit was the size of a melon.


    Now while all that is true


    her c**t was big too


    like bifocal aerial view of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan

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      #3


      There once was a technician named Lil.
      That took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.
      They found her vagina,
      in South Carolina,
      and her boobs in a tree in Brazil!



      "It’s not the team you support, it’s the club you should support. The team on the pitch will ebb and flow because that’s the nature of sport. No team has ever been successful decade on decade. The club has the history and that’s the passion you should have."

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        #4
        That's not how I remember it but it makes sense

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          #5


          That's what google threw up at me anyway Piquet.


          Btw mullet your second Limerick is one line too long, silly boy.
          "It’s not the team you support, it’s the club you should support. The team on the pitch will ebb and flow because that’s the nature of sport. No team has ever been successful decade on decade. The club has the history and that’s the passion you should have."

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            #6
            <H3></H3>
            <H3>The Limerick Song </H3>Chorus:
            Oh sing me another one
            That's worse than the other one
            I'll waltz you around by your willies



            There once was a woman named Alice
            With a dynamite stick for a phallus
            They found her vagina
            In South Carolina
            Her tits were blown out to Dallas



            Ai, yai, yai, yai...
            -'s brother is also her father



            Chorus


            There once was a rabbi from Peru
            Who tried eternally to screw
            His wife said, "Oy Vey!"
            "If you continue this way"
            "The Messiah will come before you



            Ai, yai, yai, yai...
            -'s mother rides a bicycle without a seat



            Chorus






            found on aMIT womens rugby page of all places

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              #7


              Jaysus lads you scared the life out of me -I opened this thread thinking it was the one I started looking for ideas for my weekend away in Limerick. I was beginning to wonder what kind of company I was keeping on this forum! Now that I know, here's one for your collection:


              There was a fat lady of China
              Who'd a really enormous vagina,
              And when she was dead
              They painted it red,
              And used it for docking a liner.
              Vincit Qui Patitur

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