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    Cue: Nits

    It's the season, kids back in school, mingling at close quarters again with the neighbours and opportunity knocks for them nitty critters.
    Get yer ivory combs out and start investing early in the cripplingly expensive delousing product of your choice.
    Gwan Joe!!

    #2
    Thankfully my weans are finished with school but I remember that a good solution to this was to rub some T Tree Oil in their hair before they went to school each morning. Can't remember if it was the smell or whatever but it worked.

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      #3
      Foc thats all we need. The house is crawling with bugs bluebottles the size of small birds and fruitflies. It must be the weather. We're frightened of opening a fockin window. Nits would be the icing on the sour cake
      So I walked as day was dawning
      Where small birds sang and leaves were falling
      Where we once watched the row boats landing
      By the broad majestic shannon

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        #4
        What's smaller than a gnats knickers?
        Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
        Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

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          #5
          Originally posted by John Cooper Clarke View Post
          What's smaller than a gnats knickers?
          my wife's brain
          So I walked as day was dawning
          Where small birds sang and leaves were falling
          Where we once watched the row boats landing
          By the broad majestic shannon

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cougar Moon View Post
            Foc thats all we need. The house is crawling with bugs bluebottles the size of small birds and fruitflies. It must be the weather. We're frightened of opening a fockin window. Nits would be the icing on the sour cake
            GB threatening the people of Ecosse with the threat of no pay this week and Isis raising it's head in Oz.
            Sky will have 'real' results from 9pm tonight.
            Tis all happening.
            Gwan Joe!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cougar Moon View Post
              my wife's brain
              A nits knackers! [emoji1]
              Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
              Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

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                #8
                Originally posted by John Cooper Clarke View Post
                A nits knackers! [emoji1]
                some may say shes a knackers nit
                So I walked as day was dawning
                Where small birds sang and leaves were falling
                Where we once watched the row boats landing
                By the broad majestic shannon

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