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    Badgers

    I'm sick to death of the.
    I saw one on my garden last night, I shoo'ed it away or so i thought.
    I woke up to my garden in a right state.
    They keep wrecking my wife's flower beds and I'm getting awful earache off of her.

    Any advice on keeping them away?
    Life is good

    #2
    For some reason I read that as if it were a poem
    The axe that cuts the tree can easily forget, but the tree thats been cut will not forget.

    Originally posted by the plastic paddy
    Gwan the Welsh

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      #3
      Easy I suppose
      To be fond of silver Brock
      With no flower beds.
      "We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men" Edward R Murrow

      "Little by little, we have been brought into the present condition in which we are able neither to tolerate the evils from which we suffer, nor the remedies we need to cure them." - Livy


      "I think that progress has been made by two flames that have always been burning in the human heart. The flame of anger against injustice and the flame of hope that you can build a better world" - Tony Benn

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        #4
        Badgers are an unavoidable fact of life mate, we all have them. Best not to grumble too much
        My computer thinks I'm gay
        What's the difference anyway
        When all the people do all day
        Is stare into a phone

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          #5
          I really should proof read before posting.
          Awful grammar.
          A dachshund you say TW?
          How the feck would that get rid of a badger? Flap its ears at it or something?!

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            #6
            The wife hates dogs so whats more earache on the earache I'm already getting? Sure I might be able to train the little fecker to chase her too.
            How do you smoke a badger out? Does it prefer Sweet Afton, Majors or Carrolls?
            Life is good

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              #7
              Smoking out badgers isnt as easy as it used to be, thankfully you can smell them once they are in range, they have a very distinctive odour
              My computer thinks I'm gay
              What's the difference anyway
              When all the people do all day
              Is stare into a phone

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                #8
                You think you've got it bad with the badgers.







                Winchester woman finds 3ft wasp nest on bed



                The wasps had chewed through the pillows and the mattress of the bed in order to make their nest larger



                A pest controller said he took on "the biggest job of his career" when he was called to deal with a nest of more than 5,000 wasps.
                John Birkett, of Longwood Services Pest Control, said removing the 3ft (91cm) nest from a bed in Winchester was his most unusual job in 45 years.
                He said it would have been "extremely dangerous" if the homeowner had tried to remove it herself.
                "I just stood back in amazement," Mr Birkett said.
                The nest was discovered by a woman at her house in St Cross, in an unused spare room, where a small window had been left open.
                'Wonderful job' Mr Birkett believes it may have taken about three months to build.
                He said: "I did think what a wonderful job they had done."
                The wasps had chewed through the pillows and the mattress of the bed in order to make their nest larger.
                However, Mr Birkett did manage to save the owner's crocheted blanket.
                He said: "The nest split in two and I have never seen so many wasps and I have been doing this for 45 years.
                "I had to go in to the room and close the door, otherwise the house would have been filled."
                It took him about two hours to spray the insects and dismantle the nest.




                http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-28949601
                The axe that cuts the tree can easily forget, but the tree thats been cut will not forget.

                Originally posted by the plastic paddy
                Gwan the Welsh

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                  #9
                  Wasps, ahh **** off with that sort of post. On the badger just shoot the ****er.

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                    #10

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                      #11
                      And that one too if you have the time MunsterShane.

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                        #12
                        http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-28982297

                        You know it makes sense
                        My computer thinks I'm gay
                        What's the difference anyway
                        When all the people do all day
                        Is stare into a phone

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                          #13
                          But Badgers are great at getting rid of Ants
                          Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. (Marcus Aurelius, 121-189 AD)

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                            #14
                            Have you ever tried to get rid of even one useless badger?
                            My computer thinks I'm gay
                            What's the difference anyway
                            When all the people do all day
                            Is stare into a phone

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                              #15
                              Filthy vermin

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