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    Jurors wanted for imminent trial, I mean bidders wanted for auction

    As many of you will be aware two of our posters have banned. We require independent posters who are willing to volunteer for jury duty. The defence and prosecution teams will attempt to appoint a panel tomorrow. I'd ask anyone willing to sit through many hours of tedious legal argument to please volunteer for the panels consideration.
    My computer thinks I'm gay
    What's the difference anyway
    When all the people do all day
    Is stare into a phone

    #2
    Sequestering venue is where?
    I am the million man.

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      #3
      You're behind the times dude, it's an auction now.
      Tis but a scratch.

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        #4
        No tampering with the jury please, the defence will step back to the bar
        My computer thinks I'm gay
        What's the difference anyway
        When all the people do all day
        Is stare into a phone

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          #5
          Any advance on three weeks, I got three weeks, three weeks already on the table. Do I hear 23 days, 23 days going once ...
          Tis but a scratch.

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            #6
            Shouldn't you be preparing your opening statements
            My computer thinks I'm gay
            What's the difference anyway
            When all the people do all day
            Is stare into a phone

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              #7
              Justice for Toni the Tigress. What did she do wrong? Her only crime was satzenbrau.
              We'll engrave your name in gold, as we did in days of old.
              Roll along lovely Axel, roll along.

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                #8
                Originally posted by sewa View Post
                Shouldn't you be preparing your opening statements
                23 days, thank you sir for your bid. The tariff now stands at 23 days, to be applied from midnight tonight.

                Now welcoming bids for 25 days, 25 days, 25 days is on the table ladies and gentlemen and we are looking for a bid of 25 days or more. Who will give tickettout 25 days in the cooler, 25 days anyone?

                NB we are considering the option of allowing sealed bids.
                Tis but a scratch.

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                  #9
                  Editing the thread title, dirty tricks already from our Ulster mod
                  My computer thinks I'm gay
                  What's the difference anyway
                  When all the people do all day
                  Is stare into a phone

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                    #10
                    Conas is sorely missed as well.
                    We'll engrave your name in gold, as we did in days of old.
                    Roll along lovely Axel, roll along.

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                      #11
                      Could we not share the ban between us like good chaps.
                      Put this sorry saga behind us.
                      clowns

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                        #12
                        I can a week's ban, I would do the time standing on my head
                        My computer thinks I'm gay
                        What's the difference anyway
                        When all the people do all day
                        Is stare into a phone

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                          #13
                          Who was banned?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Last Stand View Post
                            Who was banned?
                            TT and tonic wine
                            clowns

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by sewa View Post
                              Editing the thread title, dirty tricks already from our Ulster mod
                              25 days, thank you sir. Unusual strategy to be bidding against yourself, to be sure, but sure whatever way it works for you.

                              However bidding isn't over yet and I have to ask do we have any bids for a 27 day ban, 27 days for tickettout, 27 days anyone? I would like to inform the room that the first bid to a 30 day ban will also include an extra two days for Tonic wine, that's better than two for the price of one and a great bargain in these straitened times.
                              Tis but a scratch.

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