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    I received the attached e-mail, this morning.

    As you can see, it is from Colonel Gaddafi's Widow and in it, she offers me "a percentage" of the money that her late husband managed to get out of Lybia before he was deposed and killed. All I have to do is help her to get her hands on the money.

    Now, lads, as those of you who know me will know, I am a man of modest needs and have no interest in what undoubtedly will turn out to be a large sum of money.

    Not wanting to let this opportunity go to waste, however, I have decided to share my good fortune with the Munsterfans family.

    If anyone is interested in a share of this bounty, please let me have your Bank details so that I can arrange to transfer the moneys as soon as I get them.


    Greetings,

    I am Hajia Safia Farkash Gaddafi the wife of the late Libyan Leader Colonel
    Muammar Gaddafi. Following the recent rebellion in my country and the
    brutal death of my husband on the 20 Oct 2011, I have been thrown into a
    state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness. I have been
    subjected to psychological torture here in Oman where I am currently taking
    refuge.

    As a traumatized widow that has already lost three sons, I have lost
    confidence in everybody both here in Oman and back home in Libya where
    the people that pretended to be loyal to my husband have now abandoned us.
    You must have heard over the media reports and the internet on the recovery
    of various huge sums of money deposited by my husband in different firms
    abroad, some companies willingly gave up their secrets, disclosing our
    monetary transactions with them for robust reward from the new Libyan
    government. In fact, a lot of money has been discovered and confiscated
    from my family, these were in cash deposited with different banks across
    the world, all these happened because we were sold out to the new Libyan
    government by the people that we had confidence in.

    The new Libyan government is saying that my husband misappropriated Libyan
    funds, this is a pure political propaganda to rubbish my family image. My
    husband alleviated poverty and improved the living standard of over 80%
    Libyans. Including the imposition of agriculture and pipe-borne water
    supply all through the desert areas of Libya, despite all these, my late
    husband's enemies in the new Libyan government are not relenting in their
    efforts to hunt and run down all the members of my family.

    There is a certain amount of money kept securely by my late husband in
    Europe in my name and I am the only person that is privy to the location. I
    am writing to you out of desperation. I want you to assist me in moving
    this money out of its present location to anywhere you deem save for a
    percentage.

    I will give you more information as to this regard as soon as you reply. I
    repose great confidence in you hence my approach to you through email. Due
    to the security network placed on the affairs of my family, email has been
    my only means of communication and I cannot afford to do anything on my
    own, so, I decided to contact someone who is not in any way connected to my
    family.

    I will appreciate your timely and favourable response.

    Best Regards

    Hajia Safia Farkash Gaddafi

    #2
    I wonder what Hajia has planned for next weekend?
    Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
    Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

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      #3
      Could this fill the hole in Munster's finances. Might be a few quid left over to do some work on MP.

      did you inform the branch Piquet?
      I am one of the 5 clowns woo hoo

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        #4
        No but I will first thing in the morning.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DONC View Post
          Could this fill the hole in Munster's finances. Might be a few quid left over to do some work on MP.

          did you inform the branch Piquet?
          They tried Garrett Fitz but were put off with all the shady dealings....
          The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

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            #6
            Originally posted by Piquet View Post
            I received the attached e-mail, this morning.

            As you can see, it is from Colonel Gaddafi's Widow and in it, she offers me "a percentage" of the money that her late husband managed to get out of Lybia before he was deposed and killed. All I have to do is help her to get her hands on the money.

            Now, lads, as those of you who know me will know, I am a man of modest needs and have no interest in what undoubtedly will turn out to be a large sum of money.

            Not wanting to let this opportunity go to waste, however, I have decided to share my good fortune with the Munsterfans family.

            If anyone is interested in a share of this bounty, please let me have your Bank details so that I can arrange to transfer the moneys as soon as I get them.


            Greetings,

            I am Hajia Safia Farkash Gaddafi the wife of the late Libyan Leader Colonel
            Muammar Gaddafi. Following the recent rebellion in my country and the
            brutal death of my husband on the 20 Oct 2011, I have been thrown into a
            state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness. I have been
            subjected to psychological torture here in Oman where I am currently taking
            refuge.

            As a traumatized widow that has already lost three sons, I have lost
            confidence in everybody both here in Oman and back home in Libya where
            the people that pretended to be loyal to my husband have now abandoned us.
            You must have heard over the media reports and the internet on the recovery
            of various huge sums of money deposited by my husband in different firms
            abroad, some companies willingly gave up their secrets, disclosing our
            monetary transactions with them for robust reward from the new Libyan
            government. In fact, a lot of money has been discovered and confiscated
            from my family, these were in cash deposited with different banks across
            the world, all these happened because we were sold out to the new Libyan
            government by the people that we had confidence in.

            The new Libyan government is saying that my husband misappropriated Libyan
            funds, this is a pure political propaganda to rubbish my family image. My
            husband alleviated poverty and improved the living standard of over 80%
            Libyans. Including the imposition of agriculture and pipe-borne water
            supply all through the desert areas of Libya, despite all these, my late
            husband's enemies in the new Libyan government are not relenting in their
            efforts to hunt and run down all the members of my family.

            There is a certain amount of money kept securely by my late husband in
            Europe in my name and I am the only person that is privy to the location. I
            am writing to you out of desperation. I want you to assist me in moving
            this money out of its present location to anywhere you deem save for a
            percentage.

            I will give you more information as to this regard as soon as you reply. I
            repose great confidence in you hence my approach to you through email. Due
            to the security network placed on the affairs of my family, email has been
            my only means of communication and I cannot afford to do anything on my
            own, so, I decided to contact someone who is not in any way connected to my
            family.

            I will appreciate your timely and favourable response.

            Best Regards

            Hajia Safia Farkash Gaddafi
            She has obviously seen your number crunching on here and thought you were the right man for the job. I deduce then that she is indeed a Munster Supporter and so the Branch should take it on. We could rename the popular side to reflect this piece of luck: Benghazi stand.
            Tic-Toc. POC and DOC. Stop the clock.

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              #7
              Subject to psychological torture while taking refuge in Oman.

              dammit lads I'll send her some money

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                #8
                No, no. She wants to send you money. Lots of money.
                "There are a lot of points that we’ve left behind and this is with a young group. That probably tells you what they’re capable of and that they’re a very good side.

                Probably next year or the year after next they will take some stopping"

                Anthony Foley, May 2016. Axel RIP

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                  #9
                  I see that but it sounds like she's having such a rough time I think she needs it more than me

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