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    Jordan declares war

    A Sandals Resort in the Bahamas has offered Katie Price a full refund on her recent wedding there, on the condition that she never comes back.

    Price and husband number three, Kieran Hayler, recently tied the knot at the hotel.

    The model formerly known as Jordan blasted the venue, calling it more 'Club 18-30' than 'royal'.

    Katie complained that the sunbeds were plastic (unlike her anatomy), the wedding tent cheap-looking (god forbid) , and claimed she was upset when a butler asked her if she was a porn star (where did he get that idea from the idiot bar steward?)



    #2
    Sensationalist! :-)

    p.s A porn actress has the sense to get paid for it.
    Tic-Toc. POC and DOC. Stop the clock.

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      #3
      Israel is bound to retaliate and probly bomb the Iranian uranium enrichment plant triggering a regional war and France will use the opportunity to invade Syria triggering a global conflagration.

      I hope you're happy now with your stupid thread title.
      Munster – Champions of Europe 2006, 2008, 2019.

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        #4
        Iranian Uranium your anus.
        Right! Outside. Now!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Boo-boo View Post
          Sensationalist! :-)

          p.s A porn actress has the sense to get paid for it.
          you mean as opposed to ringing up the Sunday tabloids and selling them the "guess who I shagged last night" stories that certain females, of no discernible talent and hyper extensive tits, have been in the habit of doing?
          \"A million monkeys with a million crayons would be hard-pressed in a million years to create anything as cretinous as Battlefield Earth.\"

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            #6
            Originally posted by Boo-boo View Post
            Sensationalist! :-)

            p.s A porn actress has the sense to get paid for it.
            Originally posted by Evil Omer View Post
            you mean as opposed to ringing up the Sunday tabloids and selling them the "guess who I shagged last night" stories that certain females, of no discernible talent and hyper extensive tits, have been in the habit of doing?
            Jaysus Boo-boo, I'm seeing you in a whole new light here. It's always the quiet ones ...
            Tis but a scratch.

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