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    Handy Tips

    My top 3:

    1. Any glasses wearers, a quick wash of the specs under the tap with some washing liquid is like a whole new day.

    2.Cyclists: get 2 bottle carriers, on short trips use the second carrier to hold a wide neck bottle and shove your keys, phone, etc into it, even a rain jacket if you can afford one that small.

    3. The vomiting child. Up to a certain age it's impossible to direct a vomiting child where to release the cargo. When they are exhausted and lying in bed beside you just waiting to spew again, bath towels are your only option, you can cover the projectile area and save the bed.
    "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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    4. Don't eat yellow snow.
    "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards - checkmate!" Zapp Brannigan

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      #3
      5. Don't eat loads of onions before going to meet your in laws.

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        #4
        6) always keep your bananas away from other fruit as the skin of the banana (or the gas produced as it ripens) will cause other fruit to ripen quicker and spoil more quickly.
        Life is good

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          #5
          Originally posted by taz View Post
          5. Don't eat loads of onions before going to meet your in laws.
          Would love to thanks that loads more.
          "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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            #6
            Originally posted by taz View Post
            5. Don't eat loads of onions before going to meet your in laws.
            Eat garlic and baked beans instead
            "Some people don't know their easy lives... I wouldn't be so ungrateful" - Fiacre Ryan - #AutismAndMe

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              #7
              7. packet of nappy sacks in the car, use them on my hand when filling the car, no diesel on me:D.
              Last edited by No Bother; 18-August-2012, 23:16.
              "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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                #8
                Handy Tips

                7). No maintenance fruit fly trap, get a jam jar, half fill it with cider vinegar or normal vinegar then drop in 4 or 5 drops of fairy liquid. The smell vinegar is irresistible to the little ****ers, they land on the liquid and the fairy liquid breaks the surface tension and they sink and can't escape. Added bonus, the vinegar breaks them down in no time so you don't need to empty it.
                I am the million man.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Hugged Rugger View Post
                  Eat garlic and baked beans instead
                  Finished off with a few prunes.

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                    #10
                    oh and before someone posts it, spraying wd40 on your bathroom mirrors to stop them fogging up does NOT work.
                    Life is good

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                      #11
                      I like that
                      "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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                        #12
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                        9) Never trust Internet people for advice.
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                          #13
                          Seriously!!!! :p
                          "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by munstershane View Post
                            oh and before someone posts it, spraying wd40 on your bathroom mirrors to stop them fogging up does NOT work.
                            When your camping it's one of 2 things you always need, wd40 to stop things sticking that shouldn't stick and duct tape for things that don't stick but should.
                            "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by No Bother View Post
                              When your camping it's one of 2 things you always need, wd40 to stop things sticking that shouldn't stick and duct tape for things that don't stick but should.
                              10) You always need a tent as well when going camping.

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