Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Another Tall Tale

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #16
    Originally posted by lactose intolerant View Post
    I am all-powerful.....this is proof positive of my rise to the top!!

    ALL of Munsterfans will submit to my will....if you're not with me-WATCH YOUR BACK
    Basta, varmint.
    Gwan Joe!!

    Comment


      #17
      Originally posted by Old Dog View Post
      If I was treading on a very thin line, then none of it it would be visible - fact. So perhaps the line of which you speak is a metaphorical one, or even a metaphysical one - which of course leads us straight into the realms of Michael Dee's poetic imagination, from which I have extracted this recent gem:

      Uachtarán na hEireann
      Now isn't that very nice?
      Seven years of living
      High ar muin na muice
      Ins an Aras mór
      Not the first aras that I
      have occupied, of course
      But quite the largest.

      Now Sabina has her own wing
      (though most witches have two)
      And I have a choice of
      Dev's old Roller or
      a high-spec Merc with garda outriders
      or even
      a fancy VIP jet
      If I should yearn to rome
      abroad, thar lear, trasna na farraige.

      More than a million votaí
      sin uimhir ana-mhór
      thanks in part to
      mo chara dilis Mairtín
      who slayed the Dragon
      in cold blood
      in the great hall
      of the licencepayer
      as thousands watched
      and a fuel smuggler smirked.

      I yearn to meet my people,
      my flock, my devotees,
      and speak to them in golden,
      honeyed rhyme, blending
      words and images, cliché and cant
      doggerel and drivel,
      into a giddy mixture of
      sublime rapture,
      ag seasamh ar mo bhosca mór.
      If I were, OD, if I were.
      Gwan Joe!!

      Comment


        #18
        I'm dubious about the tall tale and Lactose's shortness. I could be blamed but I have aTeflon Taoiseach soot. Chups, I have requested the hag put a hex on you.
        Tic-Toc. POC and DOC. Stop the clock.

        Comment


          #19
          whatever larry did, dipstick got his revenge by glitterbombing him.

          Comment


            #20
            Originally posted by Drick View Post
            whatever larry did, dipstick got his revenge by glitterbombing him.
            this ****in stuff gets everywhere....it's a bloody nightmare
            "They think they know us, but they haven't a clue"

            Comment


              #21
              Originally posted by Boo-boo View Post
              I'm dubious about the tall tale and Lactose's shortness. I could be blamed but I have aTeflon Taoiseach soot. Chups, I have requested the hag put a hex on you.
              Who is this hag of whom you speak? And who is this Chups of whom you speak?

              I'm still blaming you Boo. :p
              Tis but a scratch.

              Comment


                #22
                Originally posted by lactose intolerant View Post
                this ****in stuff gets everywhere....it's a bloody nightmare
                Just do not do palm and her 5 sisters in the glass doored shower or you will become your very own snow globe!
                Tic-Toc. POC and DOC. Stop the clock.

                Comment


                  #23
                  Originally posted by Boo-boo View Post
                  Just do not do palm and her 5 sisters in the glass doored shower or you will become your very own snow globe!
                  Pam, not palm surely?

                  Furthermore, surely the instruction manuals that he uses will get all wet if he does it that way?
                  New infraction avoidance policy: a post may be described as imbecilic, but its author should never be described as an imbecile.

                  Comment


                    #24
                    If Lucy contacts you Lactose, make sure you have some garlic and a rosary beads might be handy too- not the cheap ones.

                    Comment


                      #25
                      Hi guys. Anybody know where I might contact Laxative?

                      Comment


                        #26
                        Hmmm, the plot thickens.
                        If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.

                        Comment


                          #27
                          how did she know?
                          "They think they know us, but they haven't a clue"

                          Comment


                            #28
                            Originally posted by dipstick View Post
                            If Lucy contacts you Lactose, make sure you have some garlic and a rosary beads might be handy too- not the cheap ones.
                            Does Lucy have to comply with Irish jail bait laws? She might not realise since lactose is home on school holidays.
                            Tic-Toc. POC and DOC. Stop the clock.

                            Comment


                              #29
                              Originally posted by lactose intolerant View Post
                              how did she know?
                              Easy to fool them Lactose- plot me hole:D

                              Comment


                                #30
                                Well done Dipstick, publish and be damned.
                                Last edited by NiallGK; 1st-November-2011, 14:42.
                                If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X