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    Fock your Strings and Warwick...



    ... I've a Dorce outside [img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]


    This is doing the rounds... To the tune of Rubberbandits' Horse Outside

    I play in blue for Leinster, they call me Jonny Ten
    I'm lookin for a chance to beat those Munster boys again
    I know it won't be easy, it won’t come as a gift
    The loikes of Isa, Drico, Luke & Shags will hafta shift
    But they aint getting nowhere without lineout scrum & maul
    The loikes of Leo, Jamie, Cian & Sean to win the ball
    And when I get that pass from Reds, and see what’s in my way
    I’ll drop my shoulder, chorge ahead and this is what I’ll say
    I’ll say…

    Fock your Strings & Warwick
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    Fock your Tuitupou
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    Fock your Earls & Mafi
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    When I’m lookin for a try
    I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

    He went to school in Clongowes, then at Lansdowne he was great
    He stepped up to the interpros in 1998
    Tackles like a demon, blessed with blinding pace
    When he got that try at Croker I slagged Ronan to his face!
    We’ve got world class backs, down the OarDeeEsh
    And our droive for foive showed em all who’s best!
    So when we get to Thomond, and I’m facing Wian du Preez
    I’ll look that loose-head up and down and give ‘im one of these

    I’ll say…

    Fock your Bull & Quinny
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    Fock your Paul O’Connell
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    Fock your Fla & Leamy
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    When I’m lookin for a try
    I’ve got the Dorce outsoide

    C’mon Gordon D’Arcy, cross that loine
    Let’s play those fockers off the pork for yet another toime
    And if you think my taunting makes me sound a cruel bloke
    Don’t worry; when we all wear green we’ll laugh and have a joke
    Cos if rugby had no banter, it wouldn’t be the same
    Its fans know how to keep control unlike some other games!
    And if Munster thinks they own this tune, they don’t and here is why -
    I’ve just got these four words for them - “The Fields of ATHENRY”???!!!

    EVERYBODY…
    Fock your Strings & Warwick
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    Fock your Tuitupou
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    Fock your Earls & Mafi
    I’ve got Dorce outsoide
    When I’m lookin for a try
    I’ve got the Dorce outsoide
    He's gonna move inside...
    He's gonna cross that line...
    He's gonna beat yiz down in Thomond Pearrrrrk (Limerick accent)

    Lyrics © JL Pagano 2011
    tune by Rubberbandits



    Marty in the Morning

    #2
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      #3


      [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
      Excellence is hard to keep quite - Sherrie Coale

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        #4
        It's a lift. We were talking - in fact I was talking - about doing
        this back in December to the Os.

        But, of course, if they admit that a bunch of skewbald-batin'
        biiiiys are their musical idols, suffice to say RO'C-K would
        not be impressed.

        Ceterum censeo INM irrumandum esse.

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          #5
          Pretty good to be fair !

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            #6
            [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
            \"I\'m normally not a praying man, but if you\'re up there, please save me Superman.\" - Homer Simpson

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              #7





              Excellent.....
              Anybody who sees a psychiatrist would want their head examined. &nb sp;Henry Ford

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                #8
                One for the dressing room wall...
                The Source for this post is The Internet
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                Munster Squad Tracker 2010/2011

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                  #9
                  Someone with too much time on their hands - but funny nonetheless[img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]
                  Stand up and fight

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                    #10
                    Very good, one for gift grub I'd say
                    \"Golf is a game for c**ts\" Ronnie Drew

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                      #11
                      Fine effort tbf. Wouldn't be the first time Leinster needed to
                      look South for their inspiration.

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                        #12
                        I hope I'm not the only one that doesn't find it funny.
                        "Newmarket hit Clonlara hard in the first ten minutes but doing so to a team like Clonlara is like hitting a bear. Better off to play away and not to antagonise the beast."

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                          #13


                          Originally posted by Charco
                          I hope I'm not the only one that doesn't find it funny.




                          If by that you mean it's cringeworthy s**te then no, you're not on your own.
                          "We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men" Edward R Murrow

                          "Little by little, we have been brought into the present condition in which we are able neither to tolerate the evils from which we suffer, nor the remedies we need to cure them." - Livy


                          "I think that progress has been made by two flames that have always been burning in the human heart. The flame of anger against injustice and the flame of hope that you can build a better world" - Tony Benn

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                            #14

                            Originally posted by Balla Boy

                            Originally posted by Charco
                            I hope I'm not the only one that doesn't find it funny.




                            If by that you mean it's cringeworthy s**te then no, you're not on your own.
                            Horrifically cringeworthy and absolutely s**te. As funny as Katherine Lynch.




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                              #15
                              that'll come back to bite them on the Dorse outside[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
                              The people of Munster - it's almost the Nation of Munster - it gave me shivers to see how they were supported today and that people will travel like that.
                              - Guy Noves, Toulouse Coach
                              26 Apr 2003

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