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    #16


    I want a nasty little jewish princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little jewish princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
    Lonely inside
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little jewish princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little jewish princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll
    I just want a yemenite hole

    I want a darling little jewish princess
    Who don't s**t about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little jewish princess
    To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
    All up inside
    I just want a princess to ride
    Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

    I want a funky little jewish princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little jewish princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor
    So long as she does it with four on the floor
    (vapor-lock)

    I want a dainty little jewish princess
    With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
    A fragile little jewish princess
    With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
    For two or three nights
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites




    \"What is wrong with a drug that makes teen-age boys drive slowly?\"
    P. J. O\'Rourke

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      #17
      Way Down In The Hole

      When you walk through the garden
      You gotta watch your back
      Well I beg your pardon
      Walk the straight and narrow track
      If you walk with jesus
      He's gonna save your soul
      You gotta keep the devil
      Way down in the hole
      He's got the fire and the fury
      At his command
      Well you don't have to worry
      If you hold on to jesus hand
      We'll all be safe from satan
      When the thunder rolls
      Just gotta help me keep the devil
      Way down in the hole
      All the angels sing about jesus' mighty sword
      And they'll shield you with their wings
      And keep you close to the lord
      Don't pay heed to temptation
      For his hands are so cold
      You gotta help me keep the devil
      Way down in the hole

      We'll engrave your name in gold, as we did in days of old.
      Roll along lovely Axel, roll along.

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        #18

        Originally posted by Mack the Knife
        Way Down In The Hole



        When you walk through the garden

        You gotta watch your back

        Well I beg your pardon

        Walk the straight and narrow track

        If you walk with jesus

        He's gonna save your soul

        You gotta keep the devil

        Way down in the hole

        He's got the fire and the fury

        At his command

        Well you don't have to worry

        If you hold on to jesus hand

        We'll all be safe from satan

        When the thunder rolls

        Just gotta help me keep the devil

        Way down in the hole

        All the angels sing about jesus' mighty sword

        And they'll shield you with their wings

        And keep you close to the lord

        Don't pay heed to temptation

        For his hands are so cold

        You gotta help me keep the devil

        Way down in the hole


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          #19
          HE-MAN!
          And the Masters of the Universe.

          I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.
          This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

          Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
          sword and said:
          "By the power of Greyskull"

          HE-MAN!

          "I have the power!"

          Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat.
          And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.

          Only three others share this secret.
          Our friends the Sorceress, Man at Arms and Orko.

          Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

          HE-MAN!

          We'll engrave your name in gold, as we did in days of old.
          Roll along lovely Axel, roll along.

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            #20
            I've been loving you a long time

            Down all the years, down all the days

            And I've cried for all your troubles

            Smiled at your funny little ways

            We watched our friends grow up together

            And we saw them as they fell

            Some of them fell into Heaven

            Some of them fell into Hell



            I took shelter from a shower

            And I stepped into your arms

            On a rainy night in Soho

            The wind was whistling all its charms

            I sang you all my sorrows

            You told me all your joys

            Whatever happened to that old song

            To all those little girls and boys



            Now the song is nearly over

            We may never find out what it means

            But there's a light I hold before me

            And you're the measure of my dreams

            The measure of my dreams



            Sometimes I wake up in the morning

            The gingerlady by my bed

            Covered in a cloak of silence

            I hear you in my head

            I'm not singing for the future

            I'm not dreaming of the past

            I'm not talking of the fist time

            I never think about the last



            Now the song is nearly over

            We may never find out what it means

            Still there's a light I hold before me

            You're the measure of my dreams

            The measure of my dreams

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              #21
              When I met you in the restaurant

              You could tell I was no debutante

              You asked me what's my pleasure

              A movie or a measure?

              I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of my dreaming

              Dreaming is free

              I don't want to live on charity

              Pleasure's real or is it fantasy?

              Reel to reel is living rarity

              People stop and stare at me We just walk on by - we just keep on
              dreaming

              Feet feet, walking a two mile

              Meet meet, meet me at the turnstile

              I never met him, I'll never forget him



              Dream dream, even for a little while

              Dream dream, filling up an idle hour

              Fade away, radiate



              I sit by and watch the river flow

              I sit by and watch the traffic go

              Imagine something of your very own

              Something you can have and hold



              I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming

              Dreaming is free

              Dreaming

              Dreaming is free

              Dreaming

              Dreaming is free


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                #22
                wtf, you lot need to do some work (Bosco excluded), no wonder the economy is f**ked
                Im here to spread the word..common sense is not just for animals

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                  #23
                  if i cannot sleep</span></font> with you maybe i could have a taste

                  put your naughty on my tongue and ur booty on my face

                  (x2)



                  Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh...

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh...

                  I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh...

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh (wayoh)



                  (wayoh) 5x



                  (repeat 2 times)

                  I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh (wayoh)



                  Girl your booty is so round

                  I just wanna lay you down

                  Let me take you from behind

                  I won't cum until it's time

                  But if I cannot sleep with you

                  Maybe I could have a taste

                  Put your niney on my tongue

                  And your booty on my face



                  Ow, I came to make you shake it

                  Till you break it

                  Caress your </span>body</span></font> until you're naked

                  Bend you over

                  Grab your shoulder

                  Slip my peter inside your folder

                  Make you sweat-a

                  Get you wet-a

                  Pump it faster to make it better

                  Dim the the lights then lock the room

                  Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom



                  I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh (wayoh)



                  Girl your booty is so round

                  I just wanna lay you down

                  Let me take you from behind

                  I won't come until it's time

                  But if I cannot sleep with you

                  Maybe I could have a taste

                  Put your niney on my tongue

                  And your booty on my face



                  Geronimo

                  Look out below

                  Here comes the Brother with the offbeat flow

                  I just fell from the mothership

                  Outhere Brothers 'bout to rip it on another tip, slip

                  Don't trip, check out how i do it

                  Malik is in the house I turn your body into fluid

                  As i come from the depths of Doom

                  i snap back at you ow! with the boom



                  (repeat 2 times)

                  I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)

                  I say boom boom boom muthaf**ka say wayoh (wayoh)



                  Let me hear you say wayoh

                  Let me hear you say wayoh

                  Let, let, let me hear you say wayoh

                  Let me hear you say

                  Let, let, let me hear you say wayoh



                  Ow, I came to make you shake it

                  Till you break it

                  Caress your body until you're naked

                  Bend you over

                  Grab your shoulder

                  Slip my peter inside your folder

                  Make you sweat-a

                  Get you wet-a

                  Pump it faster to make it better

                  Dim the the lights then lock the room

                  Cos now it's ti
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                    #24
                    A wild ride, over stony ground
                    Such a lust for life, the circus comes to town
                    We are the hungry ones, on a lightning raid
                    Just like a river runs, like a fire needs flame
                    I burn for you

                    I gotta feel it in my blood
                    Whoa-oh
                    I need your touch don't need your love
                    Whoa-oh
                    And I want, and I need, and I lust
                    Animal
                    And I want, and I need, and I lust
                    Animal

                    I cry wolf, given mouth to mouth
                    Like a movin' heartbeat in the witching hour
                    I'm runnin' with the wind, a shadow in the dust
                    And like the drivin' rain
                    Yeah, like the restless rust
                    I never sleep


                    I gotta feel it in my blood
                    Whoa-oh
                    I need your touch don't need your love
                    Whoa-oh
                    And I want, and I need, and I lust
                    Animal
                    And I want, and I need, and I lust
                    Animal

                    Huh!
                    Oh!
                    Cry wolf baby
                    Cry tough
                    Gonna hunt you like an, uh, uh, animal
                    Gonna take your love n' run

                    I gotta feel it in my blood
                    Whoa-oh
                    I need your touch don't need your love
                    Whoa-oh
                    And I want, and I need, and I lust
                    Animal
                    And I want, and I need, and I lust
                    Animal

                    And I want (And I want)
                    And I need (And I need)
                    And I lust (And I lust)
                    Animal (Animal)
                    And I want (Take me)
                    And I need (Tame me)
                    And I lust (Make me)
                    Animal (Your Animal)
                    And I want (Show me)
                    And I need (Stroke me)
                    And I lust
                    (Let me be your...)
                    Animal (Animal)
                    And I want (I want)
                    And I need (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                    And I lust (Yeah Animal)
                    Animal
                    (Animal)
                    Say no to Lee Jeans and black pointy shoes!

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                      #25
                      This is dedicated to Duffman and his lies of shot putting scobes outside TP.

                      Non ! Rien de rien...
                      Non ! Je ne regrette rien
                      Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait
                      Ni le mal, tout ?a m'est bien Úgal !
                      Non ! Rien de rien...
                      Non ! Je ne regrette rien
                      J'ai payÚ, balayÚ, oubliÚ
                      Je me fous du passÚ !

                      1 Avec mes souvenirs
                      J'ai allumÚ le feu
                      Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs
                      Je n'ai plus besoin d'eux !
                      BalayÚs mes amours
                      Et tous leurs trÚmolos
                      BalayÚs pour toujours
                      Je repars Ó zÚro...

                      R2 Non ! Rien de rien...
                      Non ! Je ne regrette rien
                      Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait
                      Ni le mal, tout ?a m'est bien Úgal !
                      Non ! Rien de rien...
                      Non ! Je ne regrette rien...
                      Car ma vie, car mes joies
                      Aujourd'hui, ?a commence avec toi !
                      We'll engrave your name in gold, as we did in days of old.
                      Roll along lovely Axel, roll along.

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                        #26



                        <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO0lUXnAs-U" target="_blank">Vor der Kaserne,

                        Vor dem großen Tor,

                        Stand eine Laterne

                        Und steht sie noch davor.

                        So woll'n wir uns da wiederseh'n,

                        Bei der Laterne woll'n wir steh'n,

                        Wie einst, Lili Marleen.</a>


                        Unsere beiden Schatten

                        Sah'n wie einer aus,

                        Daß wir so lieb uns hatten,

                        Daß sah man gleich daraus.

                        Und alle Leute soll'n es seh'n,

                        Wenn wir bei der Laterne steh'n,

                        Wie einst, Lili Marleen.


                        Schon rief der Posten:

                        Sie blasen Zapfenstreich,

                        Es kann drei Tage kosten!

                        Kamerad, ich komm' ja gleich.

                        Da sagten wir Aufwiederseh'n.

                        Wie gerne wollt' ich mit dir geh'n,

                        Mit dir, Lili Marleen!


                        Deine Schritte kennt sie,

                        Deinen schönen Gang.

                        Alle Abend brennt sie,

                        Doch mich vergaß sie lang.

                        Und sollte mir ein Leid gescheh'n,

                        Wer wird bei der Laterne steh'n,

                        Mit dir, Lili Marleen!


                        Aus dem stillen Raume,

                        Aus der Erde Grund,

                        Hebt mich wie im Traume

                        Dein verliebter Mund.

                        Wenn sich die späten Nebel dreh'n,

                        Werd' ich bei der Laterne steh'n

                        Wie einst, Lili Marleen!

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                          #27
                          Just a small town girl
                          Livin' in a lonely world
                          She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

                          Just a city boy
                          Born and raised in south Detroit
                          He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

                          A singer in a smoky room
                          A smell of wine and cheap perfume
                          For a smile they can share the night
                          It goes on and on and on and on

                          Strangers waiting
                          Up and down the boulevard
                          Their shadows searching in the night
                          Streetlight people
                          Living just to find emotion
                          Hiding somewhere in the night

                          Working hard to get my fill
                          Everybody wants a thrill
                          Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time

                          Some will win, some will lose
                          Some were born to sing the blues
                          Oh, the movie never ends
                          It goes on and on and on and on

                          Strangers waiting
                          Up and down the boulevard
                          Their shadows searching in the night
                          Streetlight people
                          Living just to find emotion
                          Hiding somewhere in the night

                          Don't stop believin'
                          Hold on to that feelin'
                          Streetlight people

                          Don't stop believin'
                          Hold on
                          Streetlight people

                          Don't stop believin'
                          Hold on to that feelin'
                          Streetlight people

                          We'll engrave your name in gold, as we did in days of old.
                          Roll along lovely Axel, roll along.

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                            #28
                            This is a song for the ladies

                            But fellas listen closely

                            You don't always have to f**k her hard

                            In fact sometimes that's not right to do

                            Sometimes you've got to make some love

                            And f**king give her some smoochies too

                            Sometimes ya got to squeeze

                            Sometimes you've got to say please

                            Sometime you've got to say hey

                            I'm gonna f**k you softly

                            I'm gonna screw you gently

                            I'm gonna hump you sweetly

                            I'm gonna ball you discreetly

                            And then you say hey I bought you flowers

                            And then you say wait a minute sally

                            I think I got somethin in my teeth

                            Could you get it out for me

                            That's f**king teamwork

                            Whats your favorite position?

                            That's cool with me

                            Its not my favorite

                            But I'll do it for you

                            Whats your favorite dish?

                            I'm not gonna cook it

                            But ill order it from Zanzibar

                            And then I'm gonna love you completely

                            And then I'll f**king f**k you discreetly

                            And then I'll f**king bone you completely

                            But then I'm gonna f**k you hard

                            Hard




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                              #29
                              Women are stupid and I don't respect them,

                              That's right I just have sex with 'em,



                              [Chorus]

                              Show me your genitals, your genitals, (WHAT)

                              Show me your genitals, (GENITALIA)

                              Show me your genitals, your genitals, (WHAT)

                              Show me your gentals, (GENITALIA)



                              You're talking to me about stuff, Why?

                              I'd much rather see your titties.

                              Now your talking about other stuff, WHY?

                              I'd much rather see your titties.



                              I can't have sex with your personality,

                              and can't put my penis in your college degree,

                              and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

                              so why are you sharing all this information with me,



                              It's not sexist 'cos im saying it in a song,

                              That's right b***h,

                              Now take off your thong and...



                              [Chorus]

                              Show me your genitals, your genitals, (WHAT)

                              Show me your gentals, (GENITALIA)

                              Show me your genitals, your genitals, (WHAT)

                              Show me your gentals, (GENITALIA)



                              Knock Knock, who's there?

                              It's me, wondering why your not naked.

                              Knock Knock, who's there?

                              Me again, still wondering why your not naked,



                              I wanna see your bum i don't care what you say.

                              no i don't have feelings,

                              'cos feelings are gay,

                              Something Something in the month of May,

                              b***hES love my penis cos its really big,

                              Girls' brains are much stupider than mens' are,

                              so they should always listen to us cos we're smart,

                              Women are only good for 3 things,

                              Cooking, Cleaning, and VAGINAS,



                              [Chorus]

                              Show me your genitals, your genitals, (WHAT)

                              Show me your gentals, (GENITALIA)

                              Show me your genitals, your genitals, (WHAT)

                              Show me your gentals, (GENITALIA)



                              I could give good sex to you,

                              Cos im really good at sex,'

                              I could give good sex to you,

                              Cos im really good at sex,



                              Aw yeah,

                              That's right,

                              Shake your, uh, bums,



                              I'm outta here I gotta go have sex with ALOT of girls.
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                                #30
                                You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
                                A licky boom-boom down
                                'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
                                A licky boom-boom down

                                Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
                                One him come crawl through through my window
                                So they put me in the back the car at the station
                                From that point on I reach my destination
                                Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
                                Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom

                                [CHORUS]

                                Bigger they are they think they have more power
                                There on the phone me say that on hour
                                Me for want to use it once and-a me call me lover
                                Lover who me callin'-a the one Tammy
                                And me love her in my heart down to my belly-a
                                Yes say Daddy Me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
                                Yes the one MC Shan and the one Daddy Snow
                                Together we-a love 'em(?) as a tornado

                                [CHORUS]

                                Listen to me ya better listen for me now
                                Listen to me ya better listen for me now
                                When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a
                                Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me are the article don
                                But the in an a-out (?) a dance an they say, "Where ya come from?"
                                People them say I come from Jamaica
                                But me born and raised (in the ghetto) I want ya to know-a
                                Pure black people man thats all I man know
                                Yeah me shoes are-a tear up an-a my toes used to show-a
                                Where me-a born in-a the one Toronto

                                [CHORUS]

                                Come with a nice young lady
                                Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie
                                Everywhere me go me never lef' her at all-ie
                                Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a
                                Roam between-a dancin' in-a in-a nation-a
                                You never know say Daddy Me Snow me are the boom shakata
                                Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a
                                Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me-a go reachin' out da top

                                [CHORUS]

                                Why would he? [repeat]

                                [MC Shan:]

                                Me sittin round cool with my jiggy jiggy girl
                                Police knock my door, lick up my pal
                                Rough me up and I cant do a thing
                                Pick up my line when my telephone ring
                                Take me to the station, black up my hands
                                Trail me down 'cause I'm hangin with the Snowman
                                What an I gonna do, I'm backed and I'm trapped
                                Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
                                They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
                                But Shan won't turn informer
                                We'll engrave your name in gold, as we did in days of old.
                                Roll along lovely Axel, roll along.

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