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    Astronaut on murder plot charge
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    <div ="cap">Ms Nowak says she did not intend to harm Ms Shipman</div>
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    A US astronaut accused of attacking a woman she considered
    competition for the affection of a shuttle pilot has been charged with
    attempted murder.

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    Earlier a Florida court had ordered that Navy Capt Lisa
    Nowak, 43, who was facing charges of attempted kidnapping and battery,
    could be freed on bail.
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    However, the introduction of the more serious charge that she intended to murder Colleen Shipman reverses that.
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    A mother of three, Capt Nowak flew on the space shuttle Discovery last July.
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    Airport interception
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    The man at the centre of the love triangle was said to
    be Navy Cmdr William Oefelein, who was a pilot on the Discovery's
    mission to the space station in December. </font>


    Though he and Capt Nowak never flew on the same mission, they did train together.
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    According to her written police statement, Capt Nowak
    described her attachment to Cmdr Oefelein as "more than a working
    relationship but less than a romantic relationship".
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    <div ="cap">Capt Nowak and Cmdr William Oefelein trained together</div>
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    Capt Nowak is understood to have thought that Ms Shipman was romantically involved with Cmdr Oefelein.
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    So, when she heard that her rival was due to fly from
    Texas to Florida, she decided to drive the 1,000 miles (1,600km) from
    her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport to intercept and
    confront her.
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    Capt Nowak told police she had not wanted to harm Ms
    Shipman, just wanting to scare her rival into talking about her
    relationship with Cmdr Oefelein.
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    @@@@SPAN style="font-weight: bold;">To avoid toilet breaks during the long drive to Orlando,
    Capt Nowak is alleged to have worn an adult nappy[img]smileys/shock.gif[/img]@@@@/SPAN> - such as astronauts
    wear during shuttle launches and landings - and she disguised herself
    with a wig, dark glasses and a trench coat.
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    Pepper spray
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    Once at the airport she is alleged to have waited for Ms
    Shipman to arrive and then followed her onto an airport shuttle bus
    which dropped Ms Shipman at her car.
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    According to a police affidavit, Ms Shipman says she
    became aware that someone was following her and so hurried into the
    vehicle and locked the doors. @@@@SPAN style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The smell probably gave it away.[img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]@@@@/SPAN>

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    The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

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    <DIV ="cap">"Ms Nowak says she did not intend to harm Ms Shipman" I'd have my doubts...</DIV>
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    <DIV ="cap">As for the adult nappy, that nearly caused the reappearance of my dinner. As they say - only in america - cos that's some serious fcuked up sh1t.</DIV>

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      #3
      You'd think they'd pick up on any tendencies towards being a f**king nutjob in the psyche tests.
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        #4
        I was about the say only in America, but im sure we have our own in Ireland.........................????

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          #5


          That's crazy

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            #6
            That Adult nappy thing sounds interesting.[img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]
            I distrust Camels and anybody else that go for 7 days without a drink

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              #7
              Pervert.
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                #8


                Originally posted by Ruck
                Pervert.




                Got Caught short in Perpignan a few years ago,Too much wine and fois gras,I could have done with an adult nappy.[img]smileys/redface.gif[/img][img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
                I distrust Camels and anybody else that go for 7 days without a drink

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                  #9
                  Ah jaysus man, it's too early to be telling us stuff like that.[img]smileys/smiley38.gif[/img]
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                    #10
                    Were you the guy with the tracksuit top as a trousers Car54?[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]

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                      #11
                      [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img][img]smileys/redface.gif[/img][img]smileys/thumb-up.gif[/img]
                      I distrust Camels and anybody else that go for 7 days without a drink

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                        #12
                        You can buy adult nappies just as easily as baby nappies in US drug stores.. one i saw had a whole isle of them..[img]smileys/shock.gif[/img]

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