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    Text Speak...

    I f**king hate it. Enough said.
    Can those who use it please type using the English language instead please?

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    #2
    Wot u n bout m8?

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      #3
      Seriously though, must be a nightmare to correct English essays, though I have no sympathy for 2 ArdScoil teachers as they were the must arrogant people you'll ever meet

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        #4
        I don't like it.

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          #5
          When I was just a little boy, my mum sent me to school,
          “Learn to read and write lad and don’t end up a fool.”
          “Your mother’s got the right idea,” chimed in my dear old dad.
          “Remember you’re an Englishman, so speak like one my lad!”
          The years flew by, although not bright, I managed to get by,
          At school, at work and in the pub, I did alright, Oh aye!
          Then one day standing at the match, I met a lad called Kav,
          With a face like a bloody marmoset, I could tell he was a chav.
          He spoke in text and what is more, his cap was back to front,
          I told him what he looked like, it rhymed with Holman Hunt.
          But Kav was dense, in fact it’s true to call him one daft get,
          Any bloody thicker, and this text speaker would set.
          “wot r u sayin 2 me” said the Burberry clad fool,
          “I’d like to know if your mother ever made you go to school.”
          “wot r u sayin r u mad” said the semi-human creature,
          The rings in both his eyebrows made his face look quite a feature.
          His head was full of hip-hop, rap and dance and trance,
          No room for knowledge such as books or the capital of France.
          “wot r u doin later m8” he enquired in his chav way,
          “I’ll be on thisbloody messageboard, do me a favour, keep away!”
          There are only two roads, victory for the working class, freedom, or victory for the fascists which means tyranny. Both combatants know what\'s in store for the loser.

          Buenaventura Durruti

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            #6
            Ah FFS leave Rob R717 out of it!

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              #7

              Originally posted by toyman
              Ah FFS leave Rob R717 out of it!
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                #8
                U sud get ovr it m8

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                  #9
                  Bump for Meadowlark/Stepper

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                  Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
                  Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

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                    #10


                    i dont care [img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]

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                      #11
                      Wots txt spk?[img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
                      Stand up and fight

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                        #12
                        iwudntnoitifitjumpdupnbitmeondass!

                        Trust is good; control is better. V I Lenin.

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                          #13

                          Originally posted by Bitter As A Lemon

                          i dont care [img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]
                          Clearly [img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]
                          Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
                          Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

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                            #14


                            its a pain but people do use phones a lot these days to surf and post so its understandable. maybe on the next version of the site they could add a text filter to translate the more common terms. you know like the way you cant say s**t or Lansdowne Road
                            "Some people don't know their easy lives... I wouldn't be so ungrateful" - Fiacre Ryan - #AutismAndMe

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