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    I’ve won the Lotto !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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    IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
    28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
    DOREST, DUBLIN.
    CUSTOMER SERVICE
    Ref: IR/9420X2/68 Batch: 074/05/ZY369
    IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY WINNER
    You are a winner of the IRISH National Lottery New year Bonanza
    Online Promo Programme that was held on 1st Febuary, 2007..You have therefore
    been approved to claim a total sum of 1,350,000 (One Million Three Hundred
    AND FiftyThousand Euro)Please contact:
    the chief coordinator Dr Bebhinn Morgan.
    Tel: +44 70457 05167
    Email:drbebhinmorgan02@yahoo.co.uk
    Congratulations once more from all our members of Staff

    #2
    congrats Matt. well done [img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]<!-
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      #3
      lucky bo***cks!!
      If you even dream of beating me you\'d better wake up and apologize.
      Muhammad Ali

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        #4
        [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]congrats matt. give me your bank account details to make sure everything is in order before you contact them.[img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
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          #5
          Hells bells! Well done [img]smileys/thumb-up.gif[/img]


          p.s. I hope this is kosher and not a wum! [img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]



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            #6





            I sold him the winning ticket - does anyone else want to buy one? - only €25 each.


            Just PM meyour credit card details.
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              #7

              Originally posted by Old Dog




              I sold him the winning ticket - does anyone else want to buy one? - only €25 each.


              Just PM meyour credit card details.
              i'll take 100, just to be sure
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                #8


                I've had a bit of luck myself. I got an EMail from a guy in a Nigerian Bank who has a customer,no longer with us alas,who had $82m on deposit. Killed in a plane crash and with no relatives my man says that all I have to do is pose as a relative,claim the money and he will send it on to my account,no problem,not even with my caucasian features which might under normal circumstances cast some doubt on the closeness of our relationship. Anyway a minor difficulty has arisen,something to do with legal fees or something and I have to send him $50000 to cover these.


                Matt,you're a dacent man and I know I can rely on you for a small short-term advance for which you will be handsomely recompensed. On receipt of my funds we'll both be in clover for life.


                I await your positive response.
                The early bird catches the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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                  #9
                  Jeez lads, there's some amount of unlucky Nigerians who die in accidents leaving behind a frotune in bank a/cs[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]

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                    #10
                    Congrats Matt, mines a Murphys next time you are in Cork
                    Seven social sins: politics without principles, wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice



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                      #11
                      Isn't the Lotto office on Abbey Street?

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                        #12


                        Originally posted by danthefan
                        Isn't the Lotto office on Abbey Street?

                        Yes,do you want a lift?[img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]
                        The early bird catches the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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                          #13

                          Originally posted by danthefan
                          Isn't the Lotto office on Abbey Street?
                          You mean its not on Dorest wherever that may be. Shock

                          Seven social sins: politics without principles, wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice



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                            #14
                            I've never even heard of Dorest. Congrats all the same.

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                              #15
                              a minor quibble Dan. Matt, be sure and make that call. It's a UK number so twill be really handy for you........ and when you have the cash, you'll be able to help some of those porr unfortunate Nigerians out, god love the craturs...

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