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    READ THE INSTRUCTIONS VERY CAREFULLY

    If you are sitting next to someone or irritates you on a plane or train
    ....

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

    2. Remove your laptop.

    3. Boot it.

    4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

    5. Open your email client to this message.

    6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

    7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf



    "This was the performance Ireland had been threatening all championship but had only managed to produce in fits and starts. Defeats at the hands of France and Wales had put paid to their title aspirations, never mind a Grand Slam, but yesterday’s emphatic 24-8 win shows that this is a team moving in the right direction."

    The Irish Times after Ireland beat England at Lansdowne Road on 19/03/11

    #2
    that has to be worth 30 years in San Quentin

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      #3
      Surely that would make them screaming at the top of their lungs with panic not quieten them[img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]

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        #4


        Surely you would need some form of Internet connection, which in itself on a plane would be impossible, unless you had some form of wireless satellite, which on a plance may impact on the digital signal of the navigational systems, depending on the wavelength and frequency of the transmission rates, and also the ability to obtain sufficient bandwidth, depending on whether you required a VPN for such a connection ... eh .... oh ...


        I'llget me coat[img]smileys/sad.gif[/img]

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          #5
          Anyone got a translation of the script at the top ? (Just interested like [img]smileys/wink.gif[/img])

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            #6
            It says "Patented Anti-Pat Howard Device TM. Developed by Phineas Q. Hamster."
            For you stole Trevelyan\'s watch, So the young might see....oh, never mind....

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              #7
              Originally posted by Hakaman


              Surely you would need some form of Internet connection, which in itself on a plane would be impossible, unless you had some form of wireless satellite, which on a plance may impact on the digital signal of the navigational systems, depending on the wavelength and frequency of the transmission rates, and also the ability to obtain sufficient bandwidth, depending on whether you required a VPN for such a connection ... eh .... oh ...


              I'llget me coat[img]smileys/sad.gif[/img]

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              Come back, all is forgiven. You can download those countdown clocks too.
              "This was the performance Ireland had been threatening all championship but had only managed to produce in fits and starts. Defeats at the hands of France and Wales had put paid to their title aspirations, never mind a Grand Slam, but yesterday’s emphatic 24-8 win shows that this is a team moving in the right direction."

              The Irish Times after Ireland beat England at Lansdowne Road on 19/03/11

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                #8
                [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img][img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]god I'd love to do it, when some twit in security says please switch on your laptop to prove it not a bomb (not in america mind) [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img][img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
                Excellence is hard to keep quite - Sherrie Coale

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                  #9

                  Originally posted by Hakaman

                  Surely you would need some form of Internet connection, which in itself on a plane would be impossible, unless you had some form of wireless satellite, which on a plance may impact on the digital signal of the navigational systems, depending on the wavelength and frequency of the transmission rates, and also the ability to obtain sufficient bandwidth, depending on whether you required a VPN for such a connection ... eh .... oh ...
                  Not at all, it exists - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connexion_by_Boeing

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