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    Thief Takes Urinal



    I saw this on another forum, and naturally enough was amazed when I was the first to get in the classic


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    BRITISH police said today they were hunting a man who stole a urinal from a pub toilet.

    The suspect walked into the Royal Oak pub in Southampton, on the English south coast, ordered half a pint of beer and then made several visits to the men's toilet.

    There he carefully removed a white urinal from the wall, stuffed it into a rucksack and was captured on closed circuit television walking out with the bulging sack on his back.

    "He made a very, very expert job of dismantling it from the wall and turning the water off. A very professional job," landlord Alan Dreja said in a video posted on the Southampton Daily Echo newspaper's website.

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    And ......................... here's the link!





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      #3
      Half a pint of Foster's,hmmm methinks this pub is not located in an affluent area

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        #4


        Originally posted by The Dave
        Half a pint of Foster's,hmmm methinks this pub is not located in an affluent area




        So he drinks Fosters? He's probably nicked the urinal to open his own brewery.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Ronnie


          Originally posted by The Dave
          Half a pint of Foster's,hmmm methinks this pub is not located in an affluent area




          So he drinks Fosters? He's probably nicked the urinal to open his own brewery.


          All the hall marks of a student, so I'm guessing he beared no resemblance to one or that would have been said...

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            #6
            That's taking the piss one step too far.

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              #7
              About ten years ago, a number of students from a well know college in the Munster region were involved in the "liberation" of a Mooses head from Durty Nellys. How thay managed to get it out is anyones guess.
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