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    Happy Christmas All

    I have recently been hearing "happy holidays" a great deal. As Ireland is quickly becomming more culturally diverse and so as not to be outdone in the effort to be PC I would like to say the following.....

    Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you all a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year

    2007 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society are also helping to make Ireland more diverse.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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      For you stole Trevelyan\'s watch, So the young might see....oh, never mind....