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    The Alternate Reality Thread

    System worked like a charm.
    Isaac Boss really was impressive in training. Stats were through the roof.
    Cian Healy building his fitness nicely.
    Ruck successes.

    EDIT: All posts must be read out aloud using your best Dr. Brendan Venter voice.
    Last edited by The Word Is Born; 19th-October-2015, 12:56.
    The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

    #2
    Originally posted by The Word Is Born View Post
    System worked like a charm.
    Isaac Boss really was impressive in training. Stats were through the roof.
    Cian Healy building his fitness nicely.
    Ruck successes.
    All is well with Johnny Sexton.

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      #3
      Minor adductor strain.

      The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

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        #4
        Jared Payne still owns two feet.

        Luke had 4 birdies Friday morning on Celtic Manor.

        Bob Kearney got a black eye tackling Henderson during training
        I am the million man.

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          #5
          Dave Kearney has his homework done!

          Ruck resourcing has been first class.

          Jordi's workrate has been incredible.

          Video sessions have been brutal!
          Last edited by Bash; 18th-October-2015, 21:43.
          "I can't say, I'm the referee, I'm not your coach" - Romain Poite

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            #6
            So, we decided that at this level you need something more, need the ability to create.
            Ceterum censeo INM irrumandum esse.

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              #7
              Sean O'Brien successfully appealed his ban based on the newly established Nigel Owens "pushed him with the fist" interpretation.
              "There are probably more annoying things than being hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish rock star in a cowboy hat, but I can't think of one at the moment"

              Paul Theroux

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                #8
                Nothing to see here, now buzz off.
                If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.

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                  #9
                  I like this reality more.

                  Is this Blisstonia?
                  Ceterum censeo INM irrumandum esse.

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                    #10
                    Songs will be written, poems will be recited. This was our crowning glory.
                    If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.

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                      #11
                      A towering display of impartial refereeing from Joubert....
                      "They think they know us, but they haven't a clue"

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                        #12
                        Argentina go home in disgrace after finishing match with 13 players. After Ramiro Herrera was correctly red carded for a dangerous flying heatbutt, Ireland were able to take the initiative running in 3 more tries and Ian Madigan delivering a masterclass in game control, not seen since Jonny Sexton lead Leinster to victory in the 2009 HEC final, as Argentina players reverted to type and with late hits and gouging leading to another straight red card for the RWC bad boys.

                        A incident involving former soccer legend Diego Mardonna in the players tunnel is being investigated by RWC officials
                        Nulla semper amicus, servivit mihi, in iniuriam mihi neminem quem non persolvi

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                          #13
                          Earls woke to the sound of Paulie having a shower and realised it was just a nightmare and the world cup has yet to start.
                          Tic-Toc. POC and DOC. Stop the clock.

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                            #14
                            Ireland had twenty seven of their top players missing yesterday through injury or suspension, whereas the Pumas could select from a full squad.
                            New infraction avoidance policy: a post may be described as imbecilic, but its author should never be described as an imbecile.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Old Dog View Post
                              Ireland had twenty seven of their top players missing yesterday through injury, selection or suspension, whereas the Pumas could select from a full squad.
                              There, that's better.

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