Things to cook when pissed

[Huwie]

I would hazard a guess more than that floated out to sea with your name on it

As Cowboy would say, "Its the councils problem now"

[No. 16]

I would hazard a guess more than that floated out to sea with your name on it

We have a septic tank - I look forward to the arrival of the inspectors.

[Boo-boo]

You need a set up like Wallace and Grommit's breakfast machine in reverse!!

A friend used to go to the chipper on the way home form a night out and get chips and curry sauce drowned in vinegar. She never ate them but would have them for breakfast out of the micorwave the next morning.

[Pixie]

Shopping tomorrow morning,will get some fresh encoda sauce,2004is somewhat out of date.Tried cooking and sticking things in freezer,but the other week when I raided it and took out a pie,I hadn't turned the oven temp up and it was like a mincebeef pie ice Lilly,Tadhg loved it.Toast is always goodSlicing cheese is bad,had too many trips to A&E with bits sliced off my fingers,that's without drink taken.Had white pudding ,with Brown sauce between 2 slices of toast tonight.No drink,too much last night hee he

[Pixie]

You not going to believe this,fate is totally against me.Went shopping in morning,got fresh btl chillie sauce,bread for freezer,cheese,went to butcher got steaks sausages pork etcetc.what went wrong.Well tend to stay at stepfathers at weekends,this weekend he is away but back for Sunday lunch.come hungry munchie time,searched kitchen for food,only 2slices of bread left,is made breadcrumbs of the rest,only small piece of edam in fridge,except camembert which turns my stomach,tried Mr chips microwave cheese on toast with the bit of edam more or less the rind,managed to seperate it from the wax,found a jar of hot mango in cupboard....it was old,it was black at sides,managed to get a teaspoon off bottom,it growled at me,microwave worked managed to rescue a molten mass in time flicked the black mango on top ate it..but it was not good.will have to wait for lunch,am cooking roast pork

[No. 16]

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is a kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you Wish you had some meat...Bow Bow Bow.

Whadda ya want for nothin? Rubbah Biscuit? Bow Bow Bow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE

Pixie recipe:

http://www.wish-sandwich.com/The_Wis..._Sandwich.html

Hum didda hey budda jig a bubba

[Pixie]

Ah well why am I complaining,my bread had no mold,and I had a piece of hardened cheese for the middle and some dodgy mango,.......wish sandwich deluxe superior......

[Boo-boo]

Pixie, I am starting to wonder is avatar picture actually you and being such a clever dog you've learned to usevthe computer. Yours and a Labrador's appetite is identical.

[Pixie]

Well almost,my Dog and I have become so close that we have actually "morphed" into one being. I am now part Golden Retriever, after a few jars my resistance can't fight it and the Retriever side becomes the dominant character. Ahhhh I never answer the door,greeting people is not pleasant!!!!!!

[Boo-boo]

So if you ever make it to Dolan's to meet up with people; you will be the one in the red shirt...sniffing butts!

[taz]

Well almost,my Dog and I have become so close that we have actually "morphed" into one being. I am now part Golden Retriever, after a few jars my resistance can't fight it and the Retriever side becomes the dominant character. Ahhhh I never answer the door,greeting people is not pleasant!!!!!!

I'm glad you have not eaten your dog yet in these late night feasts!

[Huwie]

Toast sandwich??

Butter two slices of bread well and season with salt and pepper
Toast 1 slice of bread

Put hot toast in between the two bits of bread.

[No. 16]

Toast sandwich??

Butter two slices of bread well and season with salt and pepper
Toast 1 slice of bread

Put hot toast in between the two bits of bread.

Meh...Too complicated!

http://www.wish-sandwich.com/The_Wis..._Sandwich.html

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is a kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you Wish you had some meat...Bow Bow Bow.

Whadda ya want for nothin? Rubbah Biscuit? Bow Bow Bow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE

Pixie recipe:

http://www.wish-sandwich.com/The_Wis..._Sandwich.html

Hum didda hey budda jig a bubba

[Huwie]

Dan Aykroyd - legend

[Pixie]

I'm glad you have not eaten your dog yet in these late night feasts!

Rest assured,I might go hungry,eat garbage,but he is well looked after,plenty food,water,biscuits,pears(his favorite treat).I couldn't eat him.

[Pixie]

Pea sandwichs are one of my better snacks,so long as there are peas in freezer.Pea and Brown sauce a particular luxury

[taz]

You must suffer from awful wind with all those "combinations" of "food".

[Pixie]

You must suffer from awful wind with all those "combinations" of "food".

And I thought it was thunder and the dog..

[taz]

And I thought it was thunder and the dog..

[sewa]

You eat pea sandwiches and feed your dog pears?

[Pixie]

So if you ever make it to Dolan's to meet up with people; you will be the one in the red shirt...sniffing butts!

Doesn't everyone ?

[Pixie]

Ugh got a new one,no food in fridge again,found a packet of cous cous no idea where it came from,never eaten it before.packet said pour boiling water over it and leave for 20min,mmmm it turned to wet sawdust,but hunger prevailed,poured chillie sauce into it,not sure but think it tasted ok.Chillie sauce kills the red wine though off to bed now Edinburgh in morning.

[No Bother]

How long is the the train journey tomorrow?

[Pixie]

How long is the the train journey tomorrow?

4.5hours

[No Bother]

4.5hours

You are a food legend! live long and prosper (and maybe think about baggies in the freezer to feed your habit )

[Pixie]

Well I will be off to Sainsburys 07.30in morning,so will have some real food for next week,back home nice big fry then train.big.bag of nuts and snacks,4cans magners should get me to Edinbgh.

[No Bother]

Well I will be off to Sainsburys 07.30in morning,so will have some real food for next week,back home nice big fry then train.big.bag of nuts and snacks,4cans magners should get me to Edinbgh.

Get asleep and get some edamame beans for the journey

[Pixie]

Get asleep and get some edamame beans for the journey

What are edamame beans? Can't sleep too excited.

[No Bother]

[QUOTE=Pixie;1163489]What are edamame beans? roasted soya beans, nom,nom nom

[Pixie]

Curious,if I see them in the morning I shall try them, if not stick with lime and chillie cashews