Seem to have a recurrent issue with food and alcohol...and still alive,could be an opportunity to share.
Digging deepinro freezer have found delights lost for yrs,yet tempting morsals after a drink..or two. tonight I,have fish finger sprutting potAtoes and chillie sauce,ok so I don't like fish but who cares. Mmm disgusting but after btle of red and no dinner looks good.
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Tea and toast.
Once while under the influence, I put an omelette under the grill still on a pan, to crisp the top. Cooker went on fire and had to call fire brigade.
do not try this at home
I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin
slice of bread, peanut butter, Nutella, Slice of bread, buter the outside of both slices and whock it in the George Foreman/Sandwich Maker.
Heart attack heaven
I am the million man.
Yeah, cooking when pissed enough to forget about it/pass out etc can go badly wrong. At least set a loud alarm bell or something for when it's ready. But takeaways FTW.
PS Cowboy you are a mingin hoor.
Never mind perception because it isn’t real. It’s only what people think. Go out and make them think something else.
- Alan Quinlan on believing in yourself
Taco cheese chips!
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An old college housemate of mine nearly burnt down our house one night. Put on noodles and fell asleep. Alarm went off and the whole house evacuated, I was passed out in my leaba with the door locked and slept through it all.Originally Posted by mr chips
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I was babysitting one night. A former colleague of my current wife was staying with us after they had a work night out. At stooopid o'clock I went down stairs to see what the hell the guest was doing as strange noises were getting louder and the Queen of the castle was safely ensconced on her side of the marital bed, snoring away like anyone should after a few jars.
I found the crazy byatch eating half cooked donegal catch fish yokes, the ones with the garlic sauce in the middle. I swear to God, or whatever, she was trying to chew still frozen garlic sauce. Not only that, she had also just put a whole chicken in the oven, in it's little tray thingy, and with the plastic still on it!!!!!!!
I've never been tempted to cook when pished since!
Yes, yes....dear God yes!!
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Takeaway Pixe fixes everything.
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28 Feb 2012 - Gilmore on a yes vote for the fiscal treaty
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4star are in receivership, to my mind that equates to bargain city, they'll haggle like motherbastards if you have a crack off them.
I am the million man.
Right, f*ck it - sorry to drag the thread down but I feel like I have to say it. I knew someone who lost his life about 12 years ago because of exactly this. He got home after a night out on the tear, set on something to eat and the kitchen caught fire, he died in the smoke. His handprints were all over the soot on the wall - he was blinded by the smoke and trying to feel his way out. If you're home after a feed of drink and you get the munchies, just order in a takeaway.
Never mind perception because it isn’t real. It’s only what people think. Go out and make them think something else.
- Alan Quinlan on believing in yourself
Poor Pixie!! Okay I get the whole safety thing but I do enjoy reading what Pixie cooked up after a bit to drink. By the way it is not enjoy as in the culinary sense but enjoy in the sense of madness of cooked god knows what that remains unidentified :-)
...and Mr. Crow comes on for Mr. Magpie.
On a similar-ish theme........bought deep fat fryer chips instead of oven chips and don't have a deep fat fryer!! Can I oven cook them?? I'm far too busy with the Ryder Cup/Prem games/rugger later
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You have nothing to lose by cooking them. Put them into a bowl with oil and salt and garlic and mix them around until coated and then cook them on a baking tray in oven. Drink enought to get Pixified and you wont be bothered how it turns out. It would seem chile sauce solves most issues.
...and Mr. Crow comes on for Mr. Magpie.
So much win ....
Never mind perception because it isn’t real. It’s only what people think. Go out and make them think something else.
- Alan Quinlan on believing in yourself
Bowl, check!! Oil, check!! Salt, check!! Garlic, bleurgh!! Drink, check!! Sober housemate to make sure the place doesn't burn down, check!!
The Torf's version of Gordon Ramsay so I am....
cheers boobs....you're aaaalllright
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Ugh looks like I also ate the dogs pasta,felt a little sick this morning,but still alive ready for tonight's match.
Just for Boo boos sake,tonight am cooking Ciabatta sliced in half,under the grill with jarlsberg cheese sliced tomatoes and a couple of slices of Pastrami on top.If only I had the ingredients last night...Heee
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. (Marcus Aurelius, 121-189 AD)
I'm far too lazy to ever cook after a few sherberts. just-eat.ie is easy enough to use, although I do tend to order too much.
Chippy, the problem with ordering food late at night, is they dont deliver or are closed by 11pm. Hence people tend to try & make something at home, & of course with drink on board think they are 5 star chefs.
Well I guess the dogs are always robbing our food so you may be one of the first to rob theirs!!
...and Mr. Crow comes on for Mr. Magpie.
Cassoulet
Garbure
Confit de canard
Potée
Choucroute garnie
Salted coffee...
Bon appétit, have a nice hangover
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I once ate a can of tomatoes on bread while half starved at 4 am in some sink estate in Cork. It was grim.
Left over curry in a wrap with lashing and lashings of mayonnaise, or doorstop toast with marmite and real real butter, 3 fried egg and baked beans in a wrap. I love wraps when I'm lubaaaned. Ohh almost forgot chipp butty oozing butter and lashings and lashings of mayonnaise. Thing is to get the chips home whilst they are hot..... tricky when you're bouncing off every wall in sight!
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This thread is pure insanity. As a student, I shared a house with a classmate and two girls that worked in the civil service. One Friday night my classmate and myself arrived back late to find the chip pan ablaze and the kitchen on fire. My mate set about extinguishing the curtains and shelves while I tried to carry the chip pan outside.
Unfortunately I tripped on the lip of the hall door and dropped the pan. I received third degree burns to my arms and left hand and second degree burns to my face from the splashing oil.
In the living room, there were the two wagons fast asleep on the settee and neither could be woken up, they were so p*ssed. Meanwhile, I had to spend the night at the A&E.
Tommy O'Donnell - David Wallace Mk. 2.
Cooking when pissed is stupid at best.
Far more sensible to go to the chippy, the Kentucky or for a kebab.
Unfortunately sense goes out the window at a certain point of intoxification
I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin
Giving this whole fryer chips in the oven thing a go, here's hoping
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On a slightly different note during the eighties when I was wandering through the haze that landlords claimed were quality or luxury flats, the rental phase of ones life, and by god were there some **** holes. I often recall that when the landlord was going through the inventory of said ****holes, they for some reason would hold up the chip pan and claim "and heres the chip pan" like it was the holy F***in grail. Never once used one, lethal things even when sober!
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Chip pans have killed more Feckin people than you could imagine
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The chips turned out A-ok so they did....Win!!
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