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  1. 14th-August-2012, 15:05 #1
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    Bollixes

    Time for a list of these.

    From any walk of life.

    You must have ten 'likes' in order for them to make the list. No messin'.

    Please read post 254 for guidance.

    Let us start easily.

    1. Brian Cowen
    Last edited by Lemmy; 17th-August-2012 at 15:02.
    I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
    you better think about it baby
    I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
    you better think about it baby, babe
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    We'll have to uncuff him and "de-dildo" him, obviously... Smash up the furniture like he was chasing you all rapey. Fortunately, he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard to sell.
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  35. 14th-August-2012, 15:47 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by taz View Post
    Poisondwarf/Shane Williams/Ickle ,called all these but still the same little ****.
    He's not a bollix, he's a c*nt.
    We'll have to uncuff him and "de-dildo" him, obviously... Smash up the furniture like he was chasing you all rapey. Fortunately, he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard to sell.
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    He's not a bollix, he's a c*nt.
    Cheers CA ,I was thinking Bollix did not sit right with that one alright.
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