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    You realise the earth is over 90% land - only the surface is 70% water ?

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    Explanation: Normal cloud bottoms are flat. This is because moist warm air that rises and cools will condense into water droplets at a specific temperature, which usually corresponds to a very specific height. As water droplets grow, an opaque cloud forms. Under some conditions, however, cloud pockets can develop that contain large droplets of water or ice that fall into clear air as they evaporate. Such pockets may occur in turbulent air near a thunderstorm. Resulting mammatus clouds can appear especially dramatic if sunlit from the side. These mammatus clouds were photographed over Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada during the past summer.


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    FFS. Not shacked up 3 days yet and she has you at this lark.

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    FFS. Not shacked up 3 days yet and she has you at this lark.
    Gway you gowl that website's been a bookmark of mine for years
    We'll have to uncuff him and "de-dildo" him, obviously... Smash up the furniture like he was chasing you all rapey. Fortunately, he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard to sell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nuke View Post
    You realise the earth is over 90% land - only the surface is 70% water ?
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    You do realise that "Land" only exists on the Earth's crust which is a tiny fraction of the matter and mass contained in Earth. "Land" is commonly understood by geologists and geographers as that which is above sea level and/or dry - even if temporarily. Sea bed, sea floor, river bed, sub-oceanic, etc. crust would not be considered "land" by either a scientist or a sailor.
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    You do realise that "Land" only exists on the Earth's crust which is a tiny fraction of the matter and mass contained in Earth. "Land" is commonly understood by geologists and geographers as that which is above sea level and/or dry - even if temporarily. Sea bed, sea floor, river bed, sub-oceanic, etc. crust would not be considered "land" by either a scientist or a sailor.
    Am I the only one who wants to alter the sign to read "Pedants' Conference"?

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    Perhaps - but actually that is debatable grammatically. You could have a "Farmers Conference" in that it would be a plural collection of delegates rather than an event possessively belonging to them. This would be similar to calling a "Firemen Conference" (a conference of, rather than belonging to, firemen). Therefore, I made the decision long ago that when I name conferences that I should use the following structure to evade criticism from either stance:

    "Annual Conference of Pedants"

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    Quote Originally Posted by No. 16 View Post

    You do realise that "Land" only exists on the Earth's crust which is a tiny fraction of the matter and mass contained in Earth. "Land" is commonly understood by geologists and geographers as that which is above sea level and/or dry - even if temporarily. Sea bed, sea floor, river bed, sub-oceanic, etc. crust would not be considered "land" by either a scientist or a sailor.
    Right you are, nicely done. And I will fully admit to being a pedant, especially when it comes to words being used incorrectly so rather annoyed at myself over this.

    My personal hate being people who describe their food as organic - while everyone know what you mean and some may think it an acceptable usage it really riles me. I'm not sure why though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nuke View Post
    Right you are, nicely done. And I will fully admit to being a pedant, especially when it comes to words being used incorrectly so rather annoyed at myself over this.

    My personal hate being people who describe their food as organic - while everyone know what you mean and some may think it an acceptable usage it really riles me. I'm not sure why though.
    Understandable. My recent pet peeve is people, particularly Dubs, that think they speak properly and who are a bit snobbish towards “dose dat don’t pronounce dere th’s” and who go about sprinkling h’s all over the place where they don’t belong. One that is particularly popular at the moment is “heighth”. Well sodomise me from a heighth! Did I just hear that again!!??

    I’m starting to get used to (dumbed into) hearing the h pronounced in “Thomas” and “Thomond”. Rather, I no longer get strong urges to strangle them to debt…I mean death! It is a very strange Irish-ism (It is a bit sad though when you receive something written from someone with a college degree that says “I taught I’d send this” ). Anyhoo…

    I actually heard someone on the radio say “Diktath” the other day. I nearly died! I was driving and I had a little bit of a seizure.

    It is frighthening the extenth to which people are corrupthing the language with abuses of the alphabeth. I’m waiting to witness one of these enthusiastic H inserters to speak to an OCD grammar cop and say the word “abstinenth” and watch him or her go into apoplectic shock wondering if the person just has a lisp or is referring to the noun or the adjective…

    But since:
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    Thames is another one, (pronounced 'temms') 'THaymes' bugs the hell out of me.
    For the over the hill and the past-it, nothing is impossible.

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    i know what you mean, it litherally drives me insane

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    ...and Mr. Crow comes on for Mr. Magpie.

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    A woman with her groceries passes a group of National Guardsmen as they march up 1st Avenue towards the 69th Regiment Armory, Saturday, Nov. 3, in New York. National Guardsmen remained in Manhattan as the city begins to move towards normalcy following Superstorm Sandy earlier in the week.
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    He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

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    The following graffiti defaced the side of my friends apartment building. It says 'U2 Tax Dodgers'.

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    Never mind perception because it isn’t real. It’s only what people think. Go out and make them think something else.

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    That's class.
    Governments don't ask themselves "what can we do that is good for the people?". They ask themselves "how do we persuade people that what we want to do is good for them?".

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    Yes, but how much did the smart arse sign cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woggas View Post

    Stanley does not offer his clothing as free advertising space for any company and has always been partial to light blue swimming togs. on himself or others.

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    Stanley does not offer his clothing as free advertising space for any company and has always been partial to light blue swimming togs. on himself or others.

    So you're saying you got paid for it then?? ;-)
    On the internet, you can be anything you want. It always amazes me why so many people choose to be stupid.

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    So you're saying you got paid for it then?? ;-)

    A gentleman never tells

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    ...and Mr. Crow comes on for Mr. Magpie.

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    ...and Mr. Crow comes on for Mr. Magpie.

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    Twould appear that Mr Klimt was on to something
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    Main problem was the stuff he was on.
    well looka

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    He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

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