Originally Posted by Harry
Oh suffering Jesus! [img]smileys/badgrin.gif[/img]
Oh suffering Jesus! [img]smileys/badgrin.gif[/img]
Karl Spain: "This is better than watching two guys with stutters playing snap!"
indeed
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain
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(MCloud I'll be on those twin night feeds soon, May The Lord Have Mercy On My Soul)
Harry its like being in that 3am, desperate to get home from drinking all day, walking state, all the time for about 6 weeks. There are 2 schools of thought on preparing for it,
1) sleep all you can now
2) drink and stay up all you can now so you get used to operating in a state.
I chose the first but think Iwould have been better off and had better fun with the latter[img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain
Litttle guy slept for 8 hours last night! Don't know if it was the 6 ounces or the swaddling! Hope it continues!!
Karl Spain: "This is better than watching two guys with stutters playing snap!"
You have to kind of kneel down? Not at all. Its simple. You lie down and after a few minutes foreplay (getting to know each other, hobbiesetc) he sticks a needle into your penis. Another few minutes pass and then he jabs a needle into one of your testicles. Then he takes out his scalpel. The restI have blacked out because it was too horrible. Suffice to say once he is finished with one nut he has to crack the second one. Still I'd highly recommend itI was speaking a buddy about this up at the rugby club there a few months ago and it freaked me out a bit. Apparently you have to kind of kneel down and the doctor puts a local anesthetic between your (** cough cough ** ) and there's a TV up in the ceiling for you to keep an eye on while it is done.
The biggest wonder I learned was even though you may get the snip the wee sperm lads are not totally eradicated until you "perform" 45 times from then on, they say it takes 45 performances for the snip to totally work.
So you could either be in for a great time if your partner is happy to help you perform 45 times from then on , or you may have to find some covert way to do it yourself.
The first option would be best though.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but there's no way I am getting the snip, you never know when those lads may be needed again.
David Wallace, James Coughlan - Heroes, Jonathan Davies
Good stuff, it's the swaddling I tells ya!
\"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness\".
Dalai Lama
Sewa that last bit was the scariest thing I have read since Salems Lot as a young fella.
You have to kind of kneel down? Not at all. Its simple. You lie down and after a few minutes foreplay (getting to know each other, hobbiesetc) he sticks a needle into your penis. Another few minutes pass and then he jabs a needle into one of your testicles. Then he takes out his scalpel. The restI have blacked out because it was too horrible. Suffice to say once he is finished with one nut he has to crack the second one. Still I'd highly recommend itI was speaking a buddy about this up at the rugby club there a few months ago and it freaked me out a bit. Apparently you have to kind of kneel down and the doctor puts a local anesthetic between your (** cough cough ** ) and there's a TV up in the ceiling for you to keep an eye on while it is done.
The biggest wonder I learned was even though you may get the snip the wee sperm lads are not totally eradicated until you "perform" 45 times from then on, they say it takes 45 performances for the snip to totally work.
So you could either be in for a great time if your partner is happy to help you perform 45 times from then on , or you may have to find some covert way to do it yourself.
The first option would be best though.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but there's no way I am getting the snip, you never know when those lads may be needed again.
F**k that, Im never going to the dentist again.
That is what yer talking about?
I taught the stig to drive
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(MCloud I'll be on those twin night feeds soon, May The Lord Have Mercy On My Soul)
Harry its like being in that 3am, desperate to get home from drinking all day, walking state, all the time for about 6 weeks. There are 2 schools of thought on preparing for it,
1) sleep all you can now
2) drink and stay up all you can now so you get used to operating in a state.
I chose the first but think Iwould have been better off and had better fun with the latter[img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
6 weeks! You had it easy. More like 6 months in my case. I base this on the fact I was paid for going to work (can see that from bank records) but have no memory of what I did......
4 Feb 2011 - Gilmore on the General Election
"Frankfurts way or Labours way."
28 Feb 2012 - Gilmore on a yes vote for the fiscal treaty
"A vote for economic stability and a vote for economic recovery."
Its all ahead of little Harry [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
David Wallace, James Coughlan - Heroes, Jonathan Davies
Haven't ye heard of the no-needle, no-scalpel vasectomy?
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/68562.php
Must admit found the whole thing very relaxing, enjoyable, himself wouldn't agree though! evened up the score though
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
You are a cruel species. Better not tell him or next time you need help parking the car...
David Wallace, James Coughlan - Heroes, Jonathan Davies
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(MCloud I'll be on those twin night feeds soon, May The Lord Have Mercy On My Soul)
Harry its like being in that 3am, desperate to get home from drinking all day, walking state, all the time for about 6 weeks. There are 2 schools of thought on preparing for it,
1) sleep all you can now
2) drink and stay up all you can now so you get used to operating in a state.
I chose the first but think Iwould have been better off and had better fun with the latter[img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
6 weeks! You had it easy. More like 6 months in my case. I base this on the fact I was paid for going to work (can see that from bank records) but have no memory of what I did......
the no memory is a species survival instinct. if we could remember the first 6 weeks we would never have children again
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain
No way, no way am I doing this. I'll find a workaround [img]smileys/lol.gif[/img]
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cruel species? yes I most def am, as regards parking? I can slot in v nicely thank you [img]smileys/biggrin.gif[/img]
You are a cruel species. Better not tell him or next time you need help parking the car...
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
oo err matron[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain
don't think I'm ready to be upgraded from Nurse anytime soon [img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
oo err matron[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Ah sure those dents were there before I got here...
David Wallace, James Coughlan - Heroes, Jonathan Davies
don't think I'm ready to be upgraded from Nurse anytime soon [img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
oo err matron[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
everywhere i look I see double entendres and nerdy software jokes[img]smileys/smile.gif[/img]. I think i spend too much time on the internet, night folks I'm off to bed.
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain
mind those squashes! [img]smileys/smile.gif[/img]don't think I'm ready to be upgraded from Nurse anytime soon [img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
oo err matron[img]smileys/wink.gif[/img]
everywhere i look I see double entendres and nerdy software jokes[img]smileys/smile.gif[/img]. I think i spend too much time on the internet, night folks I'm off to bed.
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Why is it you have a lump hammer again? [img]smileys/shock.gif[/img]
no its mine and mine alone, '79 has probs with his squash that i can't give any advice on, the lump hammer is always on duty
Why is it you have a lump hammer again? [img]smileys/shock.gif[/img]
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Day 32 Nightfeeding twins</span>
Day by day I struggle to maintain not only my strength but also my sanity. It's all a blur. I have no energy to write. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. The morale in the house is low, a civil war errupting. Half the children with me, half with Her. There's a lot of suspicion and hate. I can't believe we're fighting each other, when we should be feeding them. And if there's a heaven and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a f**king monkey and smoking s**t. Because he left his pains down here. He left his pains in my house.
I think now, looking back on my first child, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is nearly over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. As I'm sure she will be, fighting with me for what Rhah called "possession of my soul." I grow fat and grey each day.There are times since, I've felt like a child, born of two fathers. But be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know about nightfeeding, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
Over and out. I am so tired.
Frank the Tank is not coming back. OK? That part of me is over, water under the bridge.
Maybe they don't like Cork?
Governments don't ask themselves "what can we do that is good for the people?". They ask themselves "how do we persuade people that what we want to do is good for them?".
Congrats Harry. It will get better.
or
so I have been told.....
4 Feb 2011 - Gilmore on the General Election
"Frankfurts way or Labours way."
28 Feb 2012 - Gilmore on a yes vote for the fiscal treaty
"A vote for economic stability and a vote for economic recovery."
Jayus Harry you are some man.[img]smileys/thumb-up.gif[/img]
Running a new business and now twins?
Do you have a sweeping brush up your ar*e whilst juggling steak knives for a party trick?!
“Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances.”
Thanks McCloud. 15 nappies and 12 feeds a day, I am up to my eyes in excrement and puke. Thank God for Sky + is all I'll say. It's a life saver.
Frank the Tank is not coming back. OK? That part of me is over, water under the bridge.
In answer to the original question (I have a feeling its too late for Harry), blackout curtains are Gods work. Made a huge difference for us.
...in what way will you feel more Irish if you force me to give up my feeling of being British? - David Ervine
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