Posers. Who are worse, men or women

[dipstick]

Just spoke to a girl called Oonagh (her parents had christianed her Una). She kissed me on both cheeks (face that is). Now she only lives down the road from me in Bogville but has spent some time (not much) abroad working. She spoke in an accent that Ifailed torecognize. She and I were obviously not born in the same town. She spoke to me in a patronizing tone. Now before she left Ballygobackwards she was a grand girl but she had changed. Hardly for the better I thought. She had become a poser or to give her her correct title, a poseur. What idiocy and nonsense I thought whilst searching for my Beemer keys in my D&G handbag. Bollix!!

[Clon]

Male posers are worse, you expect it more from womensmileys/biggrin.gif. In the good old days their was a kind of reverse snobbery in the country, where if people started posing then their neighbours etc. would bring them down to earth, that's gone now.I don't mind people having posh accents, butI hate listening to artificial one's, people that seem like they are trying it on.

[gelly]

throw up an ole pic of her there!

[munsterbouy]

Just spoke to a girl called Oonagh (her parents had christianed her Una). She kissed me on both cheeks (face that is). Now she only lives down the road from me in Bogville but has spent some time (not much) abroad working. She spoke in an accent that Ifailed torecognize. She and I were obviously not born in the same town. She spoke to me in a patronizing tone. Now before she left Ballygobackwards she was a grand girl but she had changed. Hardly for the better I thought. She had become a poser or to give her her correct title, a poseur. What idiocy and nonsense I thought whilst searching for my Beemer keys in my D&G handbag. Bollix!!


Is she a Clare girl by any chance ??? working in the UK maybe ??

[dipstick]

Just spoke to a girl called Oonagh (her parents had christianed her Una). She kissed me on both cheeks (face that is). Now she only lives down the road from me in Bogville but has spent some time (not much) abroad working. She spoke in an accent that Ifailed torecognize. She and I were obviously not born in the same town. She spoke to me in a patronizing tone. Now before she left Ballygobackwards she was a grand girl but she had changed. Hardly for the better I thought. She had become a poser or to give her her correct title, a poseur. What idiocy and nonsense I thought whilst searching for my Beemer keys in my D&G handbag. Bollix!!


Is she a Clare girl by any chance ??? working in the UK maybe ??





It'sa long, longway from Clare to here and it gets longer by the day..


No. But I'd say she's in every town in Ireland and England and Clare too

[epaddy]

Its not a gender thing. Just ugly people

[ozoyo]

Just spoke to a girl called Oonagh (her parents had christianed her Una). She kissed me on both cheeks (face that is). Now she only lives down the road from me in Bogville but has spent some time (not much) abroad working. She spoke in an accent that Ifailed torecognize. She and I were obviously not born in the same town. She spoke to me in a patronizing tone. Now before she left Ballygobackwards she was a grand girl but she had changed. Hardly for the better I thought. She had become a poser or to give her her correct title, a poseur. What idiocy and nonsense I thought whilst searching for my Beemer keys in my D&G handbag. Bollix!!

Well my diagnosis is... she wants you smileys/wink.gif.

Wherehas men are true poseurs and behave that way for the love of the art, girls usually use that as a defense mechanism.

[dipstick]

Just spoke to a girl called Oonagh (her parents had christianed her Una). She kissed me on both cheeks (face that is). Now she only lives down the road from me in Bogville but has spent some time (not much) abroad working. She spoke in an accent that Ifailed torecognize. She and I were obviously not born in the same town. She spoke to me in a patronizing tone. Now before she left Ballygobackwards she was a grand girl but she had changed. Hardly for the better I thought. She had become a poser or to give her her correct title, a poseur. What idiocy and nonsense I thought whilst searching for my Beemer keys in my D&G handbag. Bollix!!

Well my diagnosis is... she wants you smileys/wink.gif.

Wherehas men are true poseurs and behave that way for the love of the art, girls usually use that as a defense mechanism.





Stay at the editing Ozsmileys/lol.gifShe's not blind or desperate!


What's the difference between an exhibitionist and a poser?


An exhibitionist is a langer at large. A poser is largely a langer.

[Sailor]

I find women are generally the "poseurs" but then if any of my mates started they'd be soon brought down to earth. Anyway, posers are the most fun! Its so easy to take the piss its like shooting fish in a barrel. I wouldn't take it personel, they're usually the unhappiest of people in my experience.

[Raven]

I dunno, like most women will dress up and if you're like me pretend for all of 5 mins that you're posh. It doesn't work tho cos once I open my mouth I'm cracking rude jokes and generally lowering the tone of the conversation. I obviously don't get the subtleties that go with posing smileys/confused.gif

As for fellas, I'm so confused by ye!! I used to have a really good gaydar but now I think all fellas are gay. If you're going to have highlights and wear pink then expect it lads.

[dipstick]

http://www.munsterfans.com//uploads/images/dipstick/images_3.jpg


or


http://www.munsterfans.com//uploads/images/dipstick/F75_images_2.jpg


Who's the poser?

[Sailor]

Raven , you obviously haven't met any of my mates! smileys/biggrin.gif





As for your pics, Dipstick,I dunno, they both look good to me! smileys/lol.gif

[~Cat~]

As for your pics, Dipstick,I dunno, they both look good to me! smileys/lol.gif

smileys/shock.gif You have been out of circulation for a long time Sailor! smileys/lol.gif (welcome back btw)

...If you're going to have highlights and wear pink then expect it lads.






smileys/lol.gif Bitter smileys/lol.gif

[Sailor]

As for your pics, Dipstick,I dunno, they both look good to me! smileys/lol.gif




smileys/shock.gif You have been out of circulation for a long time Sailor! smileys/lol.gif (welcome back btw)



Thanks, Cat. Been away too long! smileys/lol.gif


Did you miss me? CosI missed you...smileys/cool.gifsmileys/lol.gif

[dipstick]

As for your pics, Dipstick,I dunno, they both look good to me! smileys/lol.gif




smileys/shock.gif You have been out of circulation for a long time Sailor! smileys/lol.gif (welcome back btw)



Thanks, Cat. Been away too long! smileys/lol.gif


Did you miss me? CosI missed you...smileys/cool.gifsmileys/lol.gif





Wendall?

[Sailor]

No thanks, not my type! smileys/shock.gif smileys/lol.gif

[Honorary Lad]

Dipstick- just for the record are implying that anyone who happened to be christened Oonagh rather than Una is a poser ???????????

[dipstick]

Dipstick- just for the record are implying that anyone who happened to be christened Oonagh rather than Una is a poser ???????????


Certainly not, don't know, maybe. Does that answer your question HL?

[Honorary Lad]

Not really Dipstick but does the word mass generalisation mean anything to you?

[dipstick]

Touche. Don't mean to be offensive, but why did she change from Una to Oonagh?

[Honorary Lad]

Touche. Don't mean to be offensive, but why did she change from Una to Oonagh?

No idea why someone would change spelling mid way through their life!

By changing it to Oonagh she will spend her life spelling her name to people....apparently smileys/wink.gif

Oonagh is actually the real Irish spelling of the name ...know this as it was my Grandmother's name.

[dipstick]

Touche. Don't mean to be offensive, but why did she change from Una to Oonagh?

No idea why someone would change spelling mid way through their life!

By changing it to Oonagh she will spend her life spelling her name to people....apparently smileys/wink.gif

Oonagh is actually the real Irish spelling of the name ...know this as it was my Grandmother's name.


Didn't know that. Your granny wasn't a poser I presume?

Dipstick old chap. Sometimes it's a good idea, having backed yourself
into a tight spot, to simply throw up you're hands and plead for mercy.



Perhaps now is just such a time? smileys/wink.gif

[McCloud]

fight fightsmileys/thumb-up.gif

[dipstick]

Dipstick old chap. Sometimes it's a good idea, having backed yourself into a tight spot, to simply throw up you're hands and plead for mercy.

Perhaps now is just such a time? smileys/wink.gif


I guess so. Hands up and pants down.I humbly crawl away to find solace somewhere. Anything on tonight/

[dipstick]

P.S


Crawling with your hands up and pants down is surprisingly difficultsmileys/shock.gif

[Piquet]

That depends on where your hands are up. Where are yours up?

[dipstick]

That depends on where your hands are up. Where are yours up?





Up yourssmileys/wink.gif

[dipstick]

Addendum:


There I was sitting down quite happily perusing the morningpapers, looking forward to the 2 matches over w/e in Thomond and Landsdowne when the youngest brother Boneidle burst in the door. I got such a fright that I dropped some of my egg on the paper. Ifyou remember I had egg on my face on a previousthread so I don't know why I was chancing another. Anyway,I was on my third egg(free range of course) and waiting for the Java coffee to percolate...."Dipstick (that's my real name) I need a loan of 100 smackeroos. I was down in the Jingle Jangle last night andmet Oonagh and I'm taking her to the new Italian tonight. She let it slip last night that she liked salami. Anyway, cough up like a good man. By the way, I won't be going to the matches with you. Here are my tickets. Take Castor & Pollux (my twin teenagers from outer space) instead. That'll be us roughly quits so. Right? I'm off".


Holy f**k I thought. This could be serious. I suppose I could cut back on the eggs.....

[SecondRowGal]

Think Ross O'Caroll-Kelly Dipstick... he's not made up, he's a REAL person. (actually heard hom on Ray Dorce yesterday, achtually. Lost his girlfriend's (Kerry) presents somewhere between the foyer of the Hilton, loike, Joe Maxi and home, roysh).

[dipstick]

Think Ross O'Caroll-Kelly Dipstick... he's not made up, he's a REAL person. (actually heard hom on Ray Dorce yesterday, achtually. Lost his girlfriend's (Kerry) presents somewhere between the foyer of the Hilton, loike, Joe Maxi and home, roysh).


I was going to say something about double barreled names SRG but I don't want to get myself into any more hot water. So I wont say anything about double barreled names.

[Sailor]

Guys, whatever your smoking is working! smileys/shock.gif


What was all that about?smileys/confused.gif

[dipstick]

Guys, whatever your smoking is working! smileys/shock.gif


What was all that about?smileys/confused.gif





Haven't an absolute notion Sailor.

[Sailor]

smileys/lol.gif


Thats a relief, I am sane then.....

[dipstick]

smileys/lol.gif


Thats a relief, I am sane then.....





I didn't say that.smileys/wink.gif

[Sailor]

No but I thought it. I was "away" for a while! Sometimes reality has a way of reinventing itself.....ahem.

[SecondRowGal]

Good call, Dipstick... you've already alienated the Oonagh's on the site...


...all I have to say to that is rather you than me!! smileys/shock.gifsmileys/biggrin.gif

[lahinch_lass]

Think Ross O'Caroll-Kelly Dipstick... he's not made up, he's a REAL person. (actually heard hom on Ray Dorce yesterday, achtually. Lost his girlfriend's (Kerry) presents somewhere between the foyer of the Hilton, loike, Joe Maxi and home, roysh).


I was going to say something about double barreled names SRG but I don't want to get myself into any more hot water. So I wont say anything about double barreled names.





would like me to produce that rant for you?


Anyone with a double-barrelled surname needs to justify it in my opinion. I tend to drive the competitors nuts by only using the last part of their surname when I'm writing them down at contests.


to my mind double-barrelled names should only apply if the parents of the person were unmarried. Other than that get rid of them. it's too much writing smileys/evil.gif


It's enough trouble trying to fit a regular name onto a heat sheet/competitor list without artificially extending the length of your name.


Apologies to anyone on site with such a name, and think about it before inflicting a double-barrelled surname on any children you may have.

[Sailor]

Is Lahinch_Lass not a double barrel name? smileys/lol.gif





Sorry couldn't resist it! smileys/evil.gifsmileys/biggrin.gif